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Get Ready: Crypto Gravy Train Just Derailed into a Bottomless Pit of Desperation as Regulators Give Thumbs Up to Even More Ways to Lose Your Shirt Investing in Worthless Digital Tokens

Because what's better for investors than a whole bunch of new ways to throw money at worthless digital tokens? Grayscale is thrilled that people are still […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

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Altcoins

Investors Flock To Ethereum Like It’S A Burning Building Because Who Needs Logic Anyway, Meanwhile Bitcoin Just Sits There Being The Actual Store Of Value As Crypto Markets Recover In Spite Of Themselves

The crypto bros are at it again! Flocking to ETH like a bunch of lemmings off a cliff because some new ETFs launched in late July […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an underwater scene with a whale swimming towards the surface holding onto large bags filled with Ether tokens and coins, while above water there is a faint image of a price chart showing resistance lines at $2,700; in the background are subtle waves representing market fluctuations. The atmosphere around the whale appears calm but tense as it approaches the next level up on its journey to recovery. In contrast, ripples from below indicate uncertainty and instability beneath the surface. A gentle breeze carries faint echoes of a recovering price line above water.

Altcoins

Whale Spends $13M On Worthless Digital Tokens And We’Re All Expected To Care Again Because Apparently That Matters Now

The thrilling tale of whales buying Ether and somehow expecting us all to care. Because what's more riveting than a massive amount of money being spent […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of an empty city street at night with only one car driving down it's center lane and a few people walking on either side of the road but all moving away from each other towards their respective directions. The sky is filled with clouds that resemble Ethereum blocks floating upwards, some are broken or fragmented while others appear complete. In front of the lone driver there's an arrow pointing downwards indicating decreasing gas prices as it moves further down into a tunnel where everything becomes dark and empty except for one small light in the distance.

Altcoins

Ethereum: Because Who Needs A Functional Blockchain When You Can Have Free Transactions And An Endless Supply Of Worthless Tokens?

The Ethereum blockchain is plummeting like a cryptocurrency-themed Hindenburg disaster - gas fees are at a five-year low! Who needs security and stability when you can […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

Crypto News

Hamilton Lane Unleashes Epic Fail: Multi-Billion-Dollar Asset Manager Wastes Entire Existence on Solana Private Credit Fund

Hamilton Lane's latest move into private credit fund launches on Solana is a joke right? I mean who needs traditional banking when you can just create […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

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Bitcoin

Terawulf Can’T Even Scam People Right: Q2 Sees Astonishing Decline Of Only 21%! (But Don’T Worry, They’Re Still Working On That Ai Expansion To Make More Money Off You)

Oh boy, another loser trying to make money off the backs of gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick from Bitcoin. TeraWulf's 21% decline […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration: A cartoonish image depicting a giant hammer smashing down on an evil-looking troll with multiple patents attached to its back; one patent is being torn off and thrown away, while another falls from above like confetti; MakerDAO and Compound Protocol logos are shown as shields protecting the scene. In the background, there's a faint outline of OpenSea marketplace where NFTs are displayed in various shapes and sizes. The atmosphere around the troll has an eerie glow with dark clouds suggesting chaos is being dispelled by the hammer blow.

Ethereum

DEF Buys Patent That Will Instantly Become Worthless As Soon As Someone Else Figures Out How To Sue Them Anyway

The patent troll drama continues! DEF buys a useless patent to save MakerDAO and Compound from getting sued by another worthless entity called True Return Systems […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

DeFi

Ripple Finally Does Something Slightly Less Terrible Than Usual And Gets Mainnet Stablecoin Approval

It's about time those scammers at Ripple Labs finally did something useful. Who needs another stablecoin when we already have USD? Oh wait, this one is […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration depicting a cityscape with skyscrapers and financial buildings, but also showing signs of growth in blockchain technology: green shoots sprouting from cracks on roadsides. A virtual bank building stands out among others, symbolizing innovation within traditional finance structures. The sky is filled with clouds shaped like Bitcoin (BTC) symbols, while the sun shines through a gap between them, representing optimism and potential for Web3 development despite regulatory challenges.

DeFi

Hong Kong Virtual Banks Bet Everything On Web3 Fad Despite Having All The Financial Acumen Of A Kindergarten Class Trying To Run A Casino

Oh boy, here we go again! The Hong Kong virtual banks are still trying to figure out how to make money by catering to Web3 companies […]

Doug Martinez August 13, 2024

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