Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots throwing money into cryptocurrency thinking they're getting rich quick. Newsflash: you're not. You're […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another overhyped memecoin nonsense! Pump.fun is making waves because it's reached some arbitrary record for monthly agreement income? Who […]
It's time for America to get its priorities straight - we're talking about Donald Trump here, folks! The man who once scoffed at cryptocurrency is now […]
Well it looks like the crypto bros are at it again! Raising billions of dollars through debt financing because their precious Bitcoin mining operations can't turn […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think they can just wave their hands and make the laws of economics go away. Meanwhile, Senator Chuck […]
The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: "Hey kids! Let's play with crypto!" Because what could […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
Another day, another set of altcoins that are somehow managing to outperform Bitcoin in their never-ending quest for relevance and value. SUI (Sui) has been on […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
Well, well, well! Looks like Microstrategy is still throwing good money after bad on this worthless cryptocurrency nonsense. I mean, who needs a real business strategy […]
The Russians are at it again! They're trying to make stablecoins cool by using them for cross-border settlements. Because what could possibly go wrong with a […]
Cryptocurrency is still trying to get its act together after a series of failed attempts at legitimacy. It's like watching a group of monkeys try to […]
It looks like Bitwise is trying to convince us that transparency in cryptocurrency is a unique feature - newsflash: it's just an attempt at damage control […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March […]
It seems like we're getting close to being able to trade crypto with our hard-earned money without having to resort to shady derivatives. Whoop-de-doo! I mean, […]
The perfect marriage - cryptocurrency and football! Who wouldn't want their beloved sport sullied by shady financial dealings? Crypto.com has somehow managed to convince UEFA that […]
In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Google Pay, Amazon Pay and Phonepe are now scrambling to join India's central bank-issued cryptocurrency (CBDC) program. Because what […]
Oh boy do I love it when these self-proclaimed crypto "experts" come out with their ridiculous predictions. So now we need Bitcoin to breach $70K and […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]
The Grayscale Ethereum Trust is finally bleeding less money after hemorrhaging nearly $2.3 billion since launch. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this comes as […]
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