The crypto bros are at it again! This time they've convinced a major asset management firm like Franklin Templeton that blockchain is somehow revolutionary or innovative […]
Crypto bros are at it again! They're always touting the next big thing in cryptocurrency - stablecoins pegged to whatever fiat currency is hot right now […]
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
August has been quite a month for Tether's minting machine - it seems like every week they're churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! Lower interest rates could be the key to DeFi summer? Please, it's just a recipe […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's finest hour (or should I say, worst). WazirX has finally restored balances on their exchange, but let me guess what comes […]
The eternal optimism of economists. Goldman Sachs thinks a recession is less likely? That's like saying your aunt at Thanksgiving says she's lost weight and you're […]
The latest attempt by mainstream finance to get in on the crypto gravy train: a new index ETF from Franklin Templeton that will track the performance […]
The never-ending parade of Tron's "success" continues, and by success I mean a bunch of numbers on a computer that are being used to perpetuate yet […]
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
Oh boy, another day and more whales are dumping their Solana on us! You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"... but […]
Oh boy, it looks like someone finally gets it! John Reed Stark knows a thing or two about the SEC (he used to run their internet […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam bites the dust. Who's surprised? Not me! I mean come on folks, it was only a matter of time before these […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another country trying to make sense out of this crypto mess while everyone else is left wondering what they're doing. […]
So here we have another "exciting" update from cryptocurrency land. The people behind Curve Finance are celebrating because they've managed to reduce their token emissions for […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling episode of "Crypto ETFs: Where The Money Flows (Or Not)". And what do we have today? A bunch of […]
Oh boy, Grayscale's at it again! Launching two new trusts because they think AI and scalable blockchain tech will make them rich off gullible investors. Like […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock's Bitcoin Trust is a good […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of numbers on a computer being touted as "revenue" by some overpriced brokerage firm. Robinhood is […]
The crypto bros can't even get rich quick right! It seems they're just getting poor slow instead. The spot Bitcoin ETFs have lost $89 million this […]
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