The tokenized Treasury bond bubble continues to inflate like a poorly secured Bitcoin ATM at a crypto conference for gullible idiots. Blackrock and Franklin Templeton's funds […]
Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the crypto market... Block Scholes and Bybit come along with their report on stability in […]
The Crypto Bro's Clubhouse: Where Money Goes to Die (Literally).
The Cryptocurrency Circus: Telegram's $400 Million Bet on Nothing.
The never-ending farce that is cryptocurrency continues to entertain and confound us all. The latest installment of this saga features Maker DeFi lending protocol rebranding itself […]
Stables Money: because who needs actual stability when you can have cryptocurrency?.
Sky's The Limit for Stupidity: Stablecoins Just Can't Get It Right.
Tokenized Treasuries: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Fake Crypto?.
PayPal's PYUSD: Because Who Needs a Real Bank When You Can Have Numbers on a Computer?.
When will these crypto bros learn? They're still celebrating a stablecoin market cap hitting an all-time high at $168 billion as if it's some kind of […]
You know what they say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that doesn't work out, just create a stablecoin and pretend it's the […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Paypal launches its latest brainchild: PYUSD Rewards Program with Anchorage Digital. Because what […]
You'd think that by now, the crypto bros would've learned not to throw good money after bad, but nope! They're still lining up like lemmings for […]
So, because we all know that what's missing from our lives is another stablecoin, Progmat and Japanese entertainment giant DMM Group have decided to join forces […]
There's nothing quite like watching cryptocurrency companies eat their own lunch. I mean, who needs your own blockchain when you can just use someone else's? Paolo […]
More Crypto Crime: Because Who Needs Real Jobs When You Can Be A High-Roller Money Launderer?.
One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.
Prometheum's announcement that they're going to add UNI, and ARB as securities has me scratching my head - what next? Are we gonna start seeing Bitcoin […]
You know what they say about greed: "Greed is a bottomless pit which eventually loses its floor." And who better to exemplify this than the gullible […]
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We've got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children's birthday party - or should I say, deflating? Who needs […]
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