Thai SEC Launches Digital Playground for Adults Who Clearly Need Guidance
Oh boy, here we go again! Another country trying to make sense out of this crypto mess while everyone else is left wondering what they're doing. […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another country trying to make sense out of this crypto mess while everyone else is left wondering what they're doing. […]
So here we have another "exciting" update from cryptocurrency land. The people behind Curve Finance are celebrating because they've managed to reduce their token emissions for […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling episode of "Crypto ETFs: Where The Money Flows (Or Not)". And what do we have today? A bunch of […]
Oh boy, Grayscale's at it again! Launching two new trusts because they think AI and scalable blockchain tech will make them rich off gullible investors. Like […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! Morgan Stanley has apparently decided that throwing a few hundred million dollars into BlackRock's Bitcoin Trust is a good […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of numbers on a computer being touted as "revenue" by some overpriced brokerage firm. Robinhood is […]
The crypto bros can't even get rich quick right! It seems they're just getting poor slow instead. The spot Bitcoin ETFs have lost $89 million this […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots throwing money into cryptocurrency thinking they're getting rich quick. Newsflash: you're not. You're […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another overhyped memecoin nonsense! Pump.fun is making waves because it's reached some arbitrary record for monthly agreement income? Who […]
It's time for America to get its priorities straight - we're talking about Donald Trump here, folks! The man who once scoffed at cryptocurrency is now […]
Well it looks like the crypto bros are at it again! Raising billions of dollars through debt financing because their precious Bitcoin mining operations can't turn […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think they can just wave their hands and make the laws of economics go away. Meanwhile, Senator Chuck […]
The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: "Hey kids! Let's play with crypto!" Because what could […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
Another day, another set of altcoins that are somehow managing to outperform Bitcoin in their never-ending quest for relevance and value. SUI (Sui) has been on […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
Well, well, well! Looks like Microstrategy is still throwing good money after bad on this worthless cryptocurrency nonsense. I mean, who needs a real business strategy […]
The Russians are at it again! They're trying to make stablecoins cool by using them for cross-border settlements. Because what could possibly go wrong with a […]
Cryptocurrency is still trying to get its act together after a series of failed attempts at legitimacy. It's like watching a group of monkeys try to […]
It looks like Bitwise is trying to convince us that transparency in cryptocurrency is a unique feature - newsflash: it's just an attempt at damage control […]