Tether Says No to Blockchain Launch: We’re Too Cool for Our Own Technology
There's nothing quite like watching cryptocurrency companies eat their own lunch. I mean, who needs your own blockchain when you can just use someone else's? Paolo […]
There's nothing quite like watching cryptocurrency companies eat their own lunch. I mean, who needs your own blockchain when you can just use someone else's? Paolo […]
More Crypto Crime: Because Who Needs Real Jobs When You Can Be A High-Roller Money Launderer?.
One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.
Prometheum's announcement that they're going to add UNI, and ARB as securities has me scratching my head - what next? Are we gonna start seeing Bitcoin […]
You know what they say about greed: "Greed is a bottomless pit which eventually loses its floor." And who better to exemplify this than the gullible […]
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We've got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children's birthday party - or should I say, deflating? Who needs […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they've convinced a major asset management firm like Franklin Templeton that blockchain is somehow revolutionary or innovative […]
Crypto bros are at it again! They're always touting the next big thing in cryptocurrency - stablecoins pegged to whatever fiat currency is hot right now […]
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency, VanEck comes along and reminds us all that Solana is still a thing. Because […]
August has been quite a month for Tether's minting machine - it seems like every week they're churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! Lower interest rates could be the key to DeFi summer? Please, it's just a recipe […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's finest hour (or should I say, worst). WazirX has finally restored balances on their exchange, but let me guess what comes […]
The eternal optimism of economists. Goldman Sachs thinks a recession is less likely? That's like saying your aunt at Thanksgiving says she's lost weight and you're […]
The latest attempt by mainstream finance to get in on the crypto gravy train: a new index ETF from Franklin Templeton that will track the performance […]
The never-ending parade of Tron's "success" continues, and by success I mean a bunch of numbers on a computer that are being used to perpetuate yet […]
The eternal optimism of Tyler Winklevoss - still clinging to the notion that 50 million Americans who own cryptocurrency are a force to be reckoned with, […]
Oh boy, another day and more whales are dumping their Solana on us! You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"... but […]
Oh boy, it looks like someone finally gets it! John Reed Stark knows a thing or two about the SEC (he used to run their internet […]
Oh boy, another crypto scam bites the dust. Who's surprised? Not me! I mean come on folks, it was only a matter of time before these […]