BBVA Abandons All Hope: Introduces Stablecoin Roulette to Swiss Branch
Well, well, well, look who's trying to be a player now - BBVA is jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon like it's going out of style! The […]
Well, well, well, look who's trying to be a player now - BBVA is jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon like it's going out of style! The […]
The Stablecoin Scam: Because Who Needs Real Money Anyway?.
The never-ending saga of Circle's attempts to prop up its dying stablecoin, USDC. Because what every blockchain ecosystem really needs is a token backed by nothing […]
The Great Binance Heist: How a Token's Price Can Be Manipulated with Launchpads and Wishful Thinking.
When it comes to cryptocurrency, you can bet your last peso on one thing: some idiot will try to use it to launder money. And by […]
The never-ending saga of crypto's Wild West continues as Coinbase's chief legal officer Paul Grewal throws shade at the SEC for being too vague in its […]
Tether's latest move is as predictable as a Bitcoin pump, folks! They're investing $100M in an agricultural firm because why not? It's not like they have […]
The tokenized Treasury bond bubble continues to inflate like a poorly secured Bitcoin ATM at a crypto conference for gullible idiots. Blackrock and Franklin Templeton's funds […]
Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the crypto market... Block Scholes and Bybit come along with their report on stability in […]
The Crypto Bro's Clubhouse: Where Money Goes to Die (Literally).
The Cryptocurrency Circus: Telegram's $400 Million Bet on Nothing.
The never-ending farce that is cryptocurrency continues to entertain and confound us all. The latest installment of this saga features Maker DeFi lending protocol rebranding itself […]
Stables Money: because who needs actual stability when you can have cryptocurrency?.
Sky's The Limit for Stupidity: Stablecoins Just Can't Get It Right.
Tokenized Treasuries: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Fake Crypto?.
PayPal's PYUSD: Because Who Needs a Real Bank When You Can Have Numbers on a Computer?.
When will these crypto bros learn? They're still celebrating a stablecoin market cap hitting an all-time high at $168 billion as if it's some kind of […]
You know what they say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that doesn't work out, just create a stablecoin and pretend it's the […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Paypal launches its latest brainchild: PYUSD Rewards Program with Anchorage Digital. Because what […]
You'd think that by now, the crypto bros would've learned not to throw good money after bad, but nope! They're still lining up like lemmings for […]
So, because we all know that what's missing from our lives is another stablecoin, Progmat and Japanese entertainment giant DMM Group have decided to join forces […]