Michael Saylor’s Billion Dollar Bet on a Currency That Won’t Even Buy You Lunch
Oh boy, here we go again! Michael "I'm-a-genius" Saylor continues to pour his money into the most overvalued cryptocurrency in existence - Bitcoin. We all know […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Michael "I'm-a-genius" Saylor continues to pour his money into the most overvalued cryptocurrency in existence - Bitcoin. We all know […]
Oh boy, here we go again – another investment fund from Grayscale for the gullible masses who want to get in on the MakerDAO gravy train! […]
The eternal optimism of the cryptocurrency faithful never ceases to amuse me, as they continue to tout Solana ETFs despite all evidence pointing towards their inevitable […]
The Hong Kong Police Advisory Group is finally catching up with what we've known for years: cryptocurrency is a scam. Almost $550 million was involved in […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think they can just wave their hands and make the laws of economics go away. Meanwhile, Senator Chuck […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
The eternal question: can a cryptocurrency go up? In this case, it's not just about whether Solana (SOL) will rise, but if it'll even get out […]
And here we go again with more crypto bro nonsense! A Brazilian ETF for a cryptocurrency that's been trading at an "all time low" (read: still […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
Cryptocurrency is still trying to get its act together after a series of failed attempts at legitimacy. It's like watching a group of monkeys try to […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March […]
The perfect marriage - cryptocurrency and football! Who wouldn't want their beloved sport sullied by shady financial dealings? Crypto.com has somehow managed to convince UEFA that […]
Another day another dump in Ether's value because it turns out that even whales can't keep up with their own greed and get rich quick schemes! […]
Oh boy do I love it when these self-proclaimed crypto "experts" come out with their ridiculous predictions. So now we need Bitcoin to breach $70K and […]
You won't believe what's happening, but apparently some people are trying to make cryptocurrency custody "safe". Fireblocks has just been granted a charter from the state […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]