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Singapore Unleashes Mad Money Schemes: Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Token Frenzy in History

Singapore's got another bright idea to make its financial system more 'token-astic' - and we can't wait to see how this one plays out! The Monetary […]

Kevin Nelson November 14, 2024

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You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Way Rich People in Dubai Are Using Your Retirement Funds (Literally)

I mean, what's next? Tokenizing your aunt Mildred's 401k?.

Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

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BREAKING: Singapore Unveils ‘Global Dollar’ Stablecoin – Because One More Isn’t Enough

Singapore's got a new kid on the block - Global Dollar, or USDG for those in the know...and I'm not really sure why they bothered. It's […]

Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

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Crypto Chaos: Every Country Except America Is Suddenly a Cryptocurrency Whiz While Our Leaders Are Still Lost in Web3 Wonderland

It's clear who's leading the charge on crypto regulation: everyone else, while Mark Uyeda is still trying to figure out what a stablecoin is.

Doug Martinez October 31, 2024

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BREAKING: You’re Next! Singapore’s Most Coveted Custody Firm Gets Snatched Up in Shocking Acquisition

Singapore's answer to 'I'm too busy making money' - Propine Holdings gets acquired by Komainu.

Linda Williams October 23, 2024

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