BREAKING: Norways Secret Plan to Catch Up With the Cryptocurrency Giants Exposed – But Honestly Who Needs To?
Norges Bank: We're Not Falling Behind The Crypto Party (But Let's Be Real, You Guys Are Still Way Ahead).
Securities
You Won’t Believe the Bizarre Bet These Billionaire Crypto Fanatics Are Placing on America’s Future
It's official, folks - we've reached peak crypto hype and desperation. The latest flurry of filings for Solana (SOL) and XRP ETFs can only be summed […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When the Nerds of Finance Finally Get Their Act Together – US Dollar in Shambles
Mbridge is like a high school nerd who's suddenly discovered they're actually popular – but only if you agree to do their homework for them.
Ethereum’s Desperate Cry for Help: The Crypto That Was Supposed to Rule It All Now Sells for Pennies on the Street
Ethereum's latest price drop has left some investors wondering if they've been scammed all along (no kidding). The coin that was supposed to revolutionize everything is […]
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: You Won’t Believe Who Got Pwned in the Wild Ride That Was Oct 24th
The spot crypto ETF circus is back in town and this time it's got more clowns than a digital clown car – literally! The numbers are […]
BREAKING: Bank of America Unleashes Apocalyptic Warning – Abandon Your Stocks, Flock to This One Thing!
Bank of America Declares Gold as 'Last Safe Haven', Forecasts $3k Price: Because When You Can't Print More Money Anymore...
Web3 Just Got a Whole Lot More Boring – Japanese Entertainment Giant Joins Crypto Party
Just what we needed - another Web3 economic hub created by a bunch of rich folks trying to get in on the crypto gravy train. Japanese […]
Meta Unleashes Facial Recognition Police on Your Face: The Desperate Last Stand Against Deepfake Celebrity Schemes
Just when you thought social media was a breeding ground for cat videos and auntie's cooking recipes, nope! Now it seems like Meta is testing facial […]
SEC’s Chances Sucked Out by Lawyers Who Can’t Even Agree on What ‘X’ Means in XRP Case
Just what we needed more - lawyers talking about lawyers in court cases involving money that exists only on computers... Ripple's chief lawyer, Stuart Alderoty, has […]
You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Reason Behind Chainlinks Latest Move That Will FINALLY Bridge the Gap Between Bankers and Hackers
Chainlink's attempt at being 'inclusive' is just a fancy way of saying they're trying to make TradFi and DeFi kiss and tell their dirty little secrets,.
Crypto Anarchy: Binance and Crypto.com Get Served by Rogue DEXs as Bro-Bros Burn It All Down
Just another day in crypto land where 'honest' bros get taken down by their own incompetence & scammers thrive on the chaos. Meanwhile, Jemima Kelly's words […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Try to Flee With a Hot Potato Worth Millions (EX-CEO’s Shocking Downfall)
Aussie Crypto Scammer Gets Served - $1.47M Bitcoin Deal Goes Up in Flames.
You Won’t Believe the Utterly Ridiculous New Name They’re Trying to Call Themselves Now
Sky's attempt to rebrand itself as something new is akin to a teenager trying out for their school play - it only ends in embarrassment and […]
Crypto Regulators Are Freaking Out Over Polymarket’s Wild Bet on Trumps Re-Election – You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Slaughtered
Politicians and regulators are finally starting to get their act together when it comes to crypto, but only because they're worried about being skewered on live […]
Medv Ged Meets His Match: How This One Poem Single-Handedly Dooms the Entire West (And US)
It seems like Dmitry Medvedev has finally figured out what his grandpa Vladimir did for centuries - try to bring down the West! In a recent […]
IMF Chief Announces Global Economy Will Survive Inflation Apocalypse (But Don’t Breathe Easy)
IMF says inflation battle won - so what? Still waiting for someone like Jemima Kelly to explain why I shouldn't have invested in Dogecoin back in […]
Crypto Apocalypse Now: Your Life Savings Just Got Slaughtered by the Ultimate Gift of a Decade
Crypto Bro's Christmas Miracle: Bitcoin Loses 10% Value While Ether Gains More Than Expected (But Don't Get Too Excited).
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Jump on the Next Big Crypto Craze (Spoiler Alert: It Ends in Ruin for Most)
The Bitcoin Bandwagon: A Wild Ride of Fools and Scammers - Meanwhile, Ethereum's Little Red Wagon Keeps on Losing Steam.
You Won’t Believe What’s Next for Your Wallet: The Ultimate Memecoin Trading Disaster Awaits
Cointelegraph Accelerator just got itself some 'trade buddies' - nice try Cointelegraph! Meanwhile, let's talk about what really matters: why memecoin traders need an intervention (and […]
Crypto Regs Are Coming: Argentina’s New Rules Will Crank Up the Scam-Machine to 11 and You’ll Be Left Holding the Bag
The 'Regulation is Coming' Party Has Officially Started in Argentina (and So Should Yours) - Cryptocurrency industry members are getting nervous as the Argentine government drafts […]
BREAKING: You’re Next! Singapore’s Most Coveted Custody Firm Gets Snatched Up in Shocking Acquisition
Singapore's answer to 'I'm too busy making money' - Propine Holdings gets acquired by Komainu.
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