It seems like the crypto world has officially gone from 'Wild West' to 'Crime Scene'. The latest news out of Montreal is that Kevin Mirshahi, a […]
The Crypto Bro's Guide to a Trump-led Regulatory Free-for-All (Yawn).
In a shocking turn of events that left even seasoned traders questioning their life choices, Bitcoin ETFs took an unceremonious dump on Tuesday - losing a […]
It's official: FTX has managed to turn what was already an unmitigated disaster into a circus act. The latest development is that 3AC’s liquidators are seeking […]
It's official: The crypto bros have found their new BFF in the White House. Following Donald Trump's election win, it seems like everything is about to […]
The SEC has been busy this month - and not just because they're trying to get some holiday cheer in their offices. It seems like every […]
Crypto firms are having an existential crisis because their favorite playground is being taken away from them... again! With Donald Trump's reelection and a Republican majority […]
Crypto bros, it's time for a reality check: your precious cryptocurrency isn't as 'decentralized' or 'trustless' as you claim when used in shady dealings like bribing […]
Looks like someone finally caught up with Shayne Coplan and his fancy Polymarket platform, where users can bet on everything from sports to politics – including […]
Impermanent Loss: The Crypto Bro's Kryptonite .
When you think crypto is all about revolutionary innovation, take a deep dive into this one. The latest salvo in the ongoing DOJ's crackdown on cryptocurrency […]
Crypto week: When gullible idiots throw their money at shiny objects and criminals have a field day.
Brazil's Latest Foray into Cryptocurrency Regs - Because Who Needs Small Businesses Anyway?.
Curve Finance just launched 'Savings crvUSD', because who needs real savings when you can have pseudo-stablecoins? They're calling it a yield-bearing stablecoin, but let's be honest, […]
Another notch on the belt for Roman Sterlingov, a.k.a. 'the crypto crook' - this time it's not Bitcoin Fog that's been put out to pasture (although […]
The Crypto Bro Party Continues: Trump's Plan To End The 'War On Crypto' Gets SEC Commissioner On Board.
You know what's even more exciting than a bunch of crypto moguls getting together to make another 'revolutionary' stablecoin? A consortium of them launching the Global […]
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