You'd think that after years of empty promises from Ethereum devs about 'the next big thing', we'll finally get something worth our time - smart accounts! […]
New SEC Chair: Crypto's Best Hope or Worst Nightmare? - A Leadership Vacuum Looms After Trump Fires Gensler.
Space, schmace – the latest crypto moonshot involves launching a blockchain network in outer space because apparently that's where all the good money goes these days. […]
Crypto, where you can lose $50 million in 72 hours, but still manage to find time for a 'clear signing' workshop,.
VCs are throwing money at Web3 startups like there's no tomorrow... or a functioning economy.
Solana's answer to 'resting my eyes' - Sonic SVM has just hit a whopping $50M in SOL staked delegation on Solayer, because who needs actual value […]
Gary Gensler's crypto conundrum - can he keep his day job or get sacked by Trump? The cat-and-mouse game between the SEC Chair and cryptocurrency supporters […]
The never-ending saga that's cryptocurrency: where do we draw the line between genius innovation and SEC-induced insanity? In all seriousness, folks, let's talk about what just […]
Looks like someone's trying to get out of paying $125 million – or at least delay it for as long as possible! }.
Hacked, Scammed, Stolen - The Unstoppable Rise of Crypto's 'Success Stories' (or How to Get Rich Quick, Fast & Furious...and Lose Everything).
Crypto.com's lawyers are like a bad boyfriend - they keep saying 'it's not over' even though their client is getting served with another Wells notice from […]
Just when you thought Ambient Finance couldn't get any more 'ambient'... The front end for this decentralized trading protocol was hacked, and we're not talking about […]
Crypto's dirty little secret: big banks are just as bad (if not worse) at crypto.
Prediction markets are the crypto bros' new favorite thing - a way to bet big on events they don't even understand and hope for the best […]
The crypto bros at it again - arguing over what's good for Ethereum 2.0 (L2) layer-2 apps while making bank off their 'expert' advice.
When you're involved in a high-stakes cryptocurrency heist like Heather Morgan and Ilya Lichtenstein's 2016 Bitfinex hack, it's hard not to wonder: 'Did she really think […]
The latest get-rich-quick scheme from the crypto bros: Tokenized Commodities. Because what's more exciting than turning a pile of worthless digital garbage into something that sounds […]
The Avalanche Foundation is about to pull a Houdini on 1.97M AVAX tokens sold to Luna's favorite charity, the LFG (Luna Foundation Guard). In April '22, […]
Sui Token's Shady Past: Insider Selling Alert! - Crypto Bro Exposed!.
The FBI's latest foray into crypto land is a doozy - and it's not because they've finally cracked the code to making Bitcoin useful (spoiler alert, […]
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