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Blackrock Just Unleashed a Multichain Monster That Will RUIN Your Crypto Life Forever

BlackRock's BUIDL is like the participation trophy of investment funds - it shows up, but doesn't really do anything meaningful.

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

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Altcoins

Ethereum Devs Are About to Force You Into Smart Accounts Whether You Like It or Not – Your Wallet Will Be the Real Loser

You'd think that after years of empty promises from Ethereum devs about 'the next big thing', we'll finally get something worth our time - smart accounts! […]

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

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Crypto News

Telegram Unleashes Crypto Chaos: Join the Ranks of the Utterly Not-at-All-Suspicious SafePal Wallet Now!

Telegram's got a new crypto playground and it's called SafePal - because who needs actual security when you can have 'fully compliant' Swiss bank accounts? The […]

Linda Williams November 2, 2024

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