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Bitcoin’s Year-End Surprise Party Will Be a Crash Course in Reality

You know what's coming next - another bunch of brainless investors throwing their money at yet another speculative opportunity because they think it'll make them rich […]

Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

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Crypto News

Zcash Founder Joins Shielded Labs, Because Clinging to Relevance After Being Delisted Is Still a Thing

Oh boy, here we go again! Zcash's founder is now pushing for a hybrid PoS upgrade because they're still trying to cling on after getting delisted […]

Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

Bitcoin

Michael Saylor’s Billion Dollar Bet on a Currency That Won’t Even Buy You Lunch

Oh boy, here we go again! Michael "I'm-a-genius" Saylor continues to pour his money into the most overvalued cryptocurrency in existence - Bitcoin. We all know […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

NFTs

Dubai’s DIFC Just Partnered With the One Company That Actually Makes You Lose Money on Blockchain

Oh boy, here we go again. The latest attempt by crypto bros to legitimize their "industry" is a partnership between Ripple and some financial center in […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

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DeFi

Grayscale Launches Investment Fund for People Who Hate Themselves and Want to Lose All Their Money on Unproven Blockchain Nonsense

Oh boy, here we go again – another investment fund from Grayscale for the gullible masses who want to get in on the MakerDAO gravy train! […]

Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

Hack

ETH Investors Flock to Their Graves as Markets Recover and They Still Can’t Get Out of the Shit

Oh boy, here we go again with more crypto bros trying to get rich quick and making fools out of themselves! It's like they think this […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

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Altcoins

Turkey Is a Hot Mess Waiting to Happen and So Are You if 47 Companies Decide to Operate There Under New Crypto Regulations

Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

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Crypto News

Ripple Labs Inc Still Not Bankrupt After Another Partnership With Some Japanese Firm That Nobody’s Ever Heard Of

Oh boy, another partnership between some Japanese firm that nobody's ever heard of and Ripple Labs Inc., because what could possibly go wrong with that? SBI […]

Doug Martinez August 16, 2024

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Crypto News

Ethereum Stakes Are About to Self-Destruct in an Inevitable, Totally Not Catastrophic Restake-Astrophe

The thrill of cryptocurrency is back! This time around we have "restaking" - because what could possibly go wrong with taking already-staked Ethereum and using it […]

Linda Williams August 16, 2024

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Crypto News

Ripple Just Proved That Their Lawyers Are Better Than Yours at Not Losing in Court

The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get their own laws straight. A California district judge has dismissed all allegations that Ripple violated […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

Ethereum

Ethereum ICO Whale Scores Life-Changing Windfall After Deciding Not to Panic and Sell at 3 AM on a Tuesday

Another day another dump in Ether's value because it turns out that even whales can't keep up with their own greed and get rich quick schemes! […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

Bitcoin

Altseason Delayed Again Because Apparently We Need Two More Price Targets to Hit

Oh boy do I love it when these self-proclaimed crypto "experts" come out with their ridiculous predictions. So now we need Bitcoin to breach $70K and […]

Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

Altcoins

US Bitcoin ETFs Still Not Worthless Despite Continuing Existence

The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

DeFi

Ripple Finally Does Something Slightly Less Terrible Than Usual And Gets Mainnet Stablecoin Approval

It's about time those scammers at Ripple Labs finally did something useful. Who needs another stablecoin when we already have USD? Oh wait, this one is […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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