It's a miracle! The CEO of the most overhyped company in cryptocurrency is talking about how great it is to be friends with Japan! Who wouldn't […]
Hedera and IOHK join forces with other crypto companies because they're finally realizing that their precious blockchain is about as secure as a kindergarten playground fence.
Ripple's Chris Larsen Signs Letter Endorsing Kamala Harris for President - Because Who Needs Actual Substance When You Can Just Sign a Fancy Piece of Paper?.
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me, especially when they're predicting a rally towards $1 for that sinking ship known as XRP. […]
In a stunning display of incompetence, TON's blockchain has been down for hours due to an 'unusual load' caused by the launch of Dogs (DOGS), another […]
The TON trainwreck continues to chug along, leaving a trail of broken dreams and DOGS-themed merchandise in its wake. It seems that all it takes is […]
Just when you thought it was safe, crypto bros are back at it again with their 'analysis' of cryptocurrency prices. Let's be real folks, this is […]
XRP's latest dip is like watching a bad reality TV show - you can't look away even though it's painful to watch the price drop by […]
Just when you thought those crypto bros had finally lost all their remaining marbles, they're at it again with more 'chart fractal magic' nonsense about XRP […]
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
August has been quite a month for Tether's minting machine - it seems like every week they're churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure […]
The never-ending saga of Ripple's XRP case against the SEC continues to provide us with endless entertainment. Because what could possibly be more thrilling than a […]
The absurdity of it all! Democrats are now launching a "Crypto for Harris" initiative because, apparently, they think this will somehow help their candidate win. As […]
Ripple's chief legal officer Stuart Alderoty has been spouting off about how great their win was against the SEC. Newsflash: a $125 million fine is not […]
Oh boy, look who's finally joining the party! Eswar Prasad is now warning about cryptocurrency risks? It’s like a broken record – everyone knows crypto is […]
Oh boy, crypto bros still don't get it! They think they can just keep buying up worthless tokens like Dogecoin (DOGE) and Toncoin (TON), hoping for […]
The Ripple vs. SEC saga continues with more twists and turns than a bad soap opera. While some lawyers are calling this latest court decision a […]
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
The eternal quest for someone, anyone who can make sense out of cryptocurrency's madhouse policies continues! The New York State Department of Financial Services (NYSDFS) is […]
Oh joy, another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at US spot bitcoin ETFs like they're going out of style! Meanwhile, ether ETFs […]
Another day, another "win" for the crypto bros! They're always celebrating some minor victory as if it's a championship title in their never-ending quest to prove […]
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