Ethereum DApp Volumes Implode Into Black Hole of Irrelevance – Is Everyone Still Holding Onto Their ETH?
The world of crypto is one big rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. And when I say down, I mean it literally - because who […]
The world of crypto is one big rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. And when I say down, I mean it literally - because who […]
The never-ending saga of crypto companies fighting with regulators over their own incompetence continues! Greenidge Generation Holdings Inc., yet another bitcoin mining operation that can't seem […]
You want me to write about Bitwise's expansion into Europe? Ha! They're just trying to ride the crypto gravy train while it lasts. I mean seriously, […]
Well well well! Look who's getting all excited about some ETFs hoarding up nearly 1 million BTC - it seems like everyone wants to join the […]
The eternal optimist HashKey Capital CEO is at it again! Citing the potential for DeFi summer 2.0 because interest rates might drop (yay!) is a classic […]
So Bitwise is expanding into Europe, because clearly their business model hinges on them being able to scam gullible Europeans out of billions just like they're […]
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
The Solana-based Memecoin madness is finally starting to die down as volumes plummet by 80% in the last two weeks! It's been a wild ride, but […]
Ahahahaha! Look at this clown trying to regulate something that's inherently worthless - cryptocurrency! It's like putting lipstick on a pig, folks. The Seychelles government is […]
It seems like crypto enthusiasts are having a field day trying to predict when Ether will stop plummeting. According to some experts, we're in the 'late […]
August has been quite a month for Tether's minting machine - it seems like every week they're churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure […]
The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]
It's about time Dubai caught up with the rest of us who think cryptocurrency is a scam! Who needs to be paid in crypto when it’s […]
The cryptocurrency market is still in shambles after its recent collapse. Bitcoin (BTC) has been stuck in a range-bound price action for weeks, and altcoins like […]
It seems like Binance is a real lifeboat for Chinese crypto enthusiasts! With over 96% of them using the exchange and almost two-thirds keeping their main […]
Well, well, well! It seems like another day in crypto land where folks are just waiting for their lucky break or hoping that Bitcoin magically goes […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to get rich quick with their precious WBTC! It's like they're still living in the good old days of 2017 […]
It's not like we haven't seen it before - another cryptocurrency bro gets his Twitter (X) account hijacked and used for some dodgy pump-and-dump scheme. This […]
The incompetence never ceases to amaze me! It's like these folks are begging to be robbed blind by hackers and scammers. A COO getting their account […]
The never-ending parade of malware and scams that plague the cryptocurrency world! And what a doozy we have here: Styx Stealer, a piece of software so […]
The never-ending saga of Dogwifhat's spectacular implosion! Who needs a functioning economy or actual value when you can just create a bunch of numbers on a […]