Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto scam making headlines and fleecing some poor soul out of $200,000! I mean who needs a functioning economy when […]
Solutions without problems: The L2 explosion that's not solving anything - It seems like every other day we hear about another layer-2 (L2) blockchain being launched, […]
Stables Money: because who needs actual stability when you can have cryptocurrency?.
Bloomberg's Terminal: Because You Clearly Need More Ways to Lose Money on Election Betting.
More crypto crooks caught in their own web of deceit! Who needs inherent value when you can just print numbers on a computer and promise unsuspecting […]
The Crypto Con Game Continues...
Crypto's latest tantrum: Investors lose faith (and money) as Bitcoin ETFs hemorrhage cash.
The absurdity that is cryptocurrency continues. Now we have Coinbase trying to tell people how not to get scammed on a platform where getting scämmed is […]
Radix's latest round of layoffs is just another nail in the coffin of this DeFi dumpster fire.
The Crypto Bubble Pops: BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF Sees Second-Ever Outflow of $13.5M.
So another genius in the crypto space has come up with a new way for miners to sell their future hashrate - because what's more valuable […]
The Wild West of Crypto: Where CEOs Get Stabbed and Investors Lose Their Shirt.
The never-ending parade of crypto bros trying to make it big in Japan continues! Oasys, a blockchain platform for Web3 gaming (read: another way for people […]
} The eternal optimist's guide to bitcoin: where we take historical trends that say it will tank, but somehow convince ourselves it'll buck the odds and […]
Russia's Desperate Attempt at Crypto: A Scam in Search of a Solution.
The infamous Martin Shkreli, also known as 'Pharma Bro', is at it again - this time being forced by a judge to hand over his digital […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back online... Pavel Durov's detention has got everyone buzzing like a crypto bro at a Bitcoin conference […]
The never-ending circus that is cryptocurrency, where a bunch of made-up tokens surge ahead of some boring old tech company's earnings report because... why not? It […]
The never-ending saga of crypto's greatest hits continues. Rhodium Enterprises, a bitcoin mining firm, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in Texas court with liabilities ranging […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency... Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan's health is taking a turn for the worse after six […]
}'Crypto malware: because who needs a functioning economy when you can have Cthulhu Stealer?' Ahahahaha! It's like these crypto bros are begging for their wallets to […]
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