} The Swiss are finally getting into cryptocurrency - because what could possibly go wrong? Not like they're already a hotbed of dodgy banking practices or […]
The only thing more laughable than a government efficiency commission is Elon Musk trying to run one. I mean, who better to audit the federal budget […]
When it comes to cryptocurrency, you can bet your last peso on one thing: some idiot will try to use it to launder money. And by […]
The eternal optimist's guide to throwing money down a rathole: US companies forecast to buy $10.3B in Bitcoin over next 18 months — Report. Because what […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... or rather, invest your life savings in cryptocurrency.
The eternal optimist's guide to getting ripped off: Australian Aussies are flocking to cryptocurrency like it's going out of style (spoiler alert: it is). A new […]
You'd think that after all these years of warning people about cryptocurrency, we wouldn't still see so many gullible idiots falling for scams like this one […]
Ripple's Chris Larsen Signs Letter Endorsing Kamala Harris for President - Because Who Needs Actual Substance When You Can Just Sign a Fancy Piece of Paper?.
}The great NFT segregation of 2024: because what's a little bit of censorship when you're trying to make money off gullible idiots? Magic Eden is at […]
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of speculation and hype. We've got Bitcoin (BTC) breaking down below key support levels, but somehow still managing to […]
You know what's wild? People still waste their time reading about cryptocurrency prices, thinking they'll somehow magically become rich overnight. Meanwhile, the bears are just sitting […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Uniswap Labs gets charged by the CFTC for offering leveraged crypto trading to […]
Elon Musk thinks he can meme his way into a government job? How quaint. The billionaire tech mogul, who's somehow still managing to juggle multiple careers […]
The cryptocurrency bubble is finally popping... on Vaneck's Ethereum Futures ETF!.
Mpeppe investors claim their coins have been stolen by scammers who are running off with millions in deposits while pretending to build a casino and NFTs. […]
The Open Network (TON) ecosystem is imploding like the crypto bros' dreams of getting rich quick - it's a beautiful sight! Pavel Durov, Telegram founder, got […]
Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the crypto market... Block Scholes and Bybit come along with their report on stability in […]
Price analysis? More like a laundry list of pointless numbers and charts for crypto bros to drool over!.
The Cryptocurrency Circus: Telegram's $400 Million Bet on Nothing.
It looks like another genius crypto bro got caught trying to scam his way to riches! Geoffrey K. Auyeung, a 46-year-old Washington resident, has been charged […]
The great decentralization con: Yat Siu's pipe dream.
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