Crypto's latest victim is a reminder that even those who have made it out alive from this wild west era still can't escape the consequences. When […]
The endless saga of Uniswap trying to outsmart regulators continues! Like a bad penny, this decentralized finance (defi) darling keeps turning up with its claims about […]
You won't believe what's happening, but apparently some people are trying to make cryptocurrency custody "safe". Fireblocks has just been granted a charter from the state […]
The most thrilling thing that's happening right now is Apple finally allowing other developers access to its NFC chip, because you know what was really holding […]
I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, […]
The University of Wyoming launches a Bitcoin research institute because they're desperate for grants from the crypto bros with too much money in their pockets. I […]
Oh great, here we go again! The Financial Action Task Force is at it once more, trying to sound all serious about combating money laundering and […]
Crypto bros are at it again! Trying to ban something they don't understand because it's "central bank" (code for: scary government). Meanwhile, actual experts like jstolfi […]
Daim's CEO Bryan Courchesne thinks he knows a thing or two about how to make Bitcoin great again - what an original idea! He believes that […]
Japan's economy is booming! Who would have thought? With an annualised 3.1% growth spurt, it seems like everyone in Tokyo has finally figured out how to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]
It looks like Mars Inc just made some major moves by snatching up Kellanova for $36 billion - talk about making your move on the snack […]
I love how these two buffoons are trying to outdo each other with their wild predictions about precious metals and cryptocurrencies. It's like watching a pair […]
Well isn't this just peachy? The crypto bros are at it again with their endless stream of feel-good nonsense about how cryptocurrency is going to save […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to make cryptocurrency look good for once - it's not going so badly after all, they're saying! Five million users […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! They're pouring their hard-earned cash into Bitcoin ETFs like there's no tomorrow - or in this case, until they […]
The eternal dance of cryptocurrency's biggest scam - stablecoins! It seems like no matter how many times we expose them for what they really are (numbers […]
The tech giant's woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us […]
Cryptocurrency: the gift that keeps on giving...to scammers! You know what's almost as exciting as getting rich quick with some fly-by-night cryptocurrency? Getting hacked by sophisticated […]
Finally some good news from the world of cryptocurrency. It seems like someone's finally been caught for scamming people out of their hard-earned cash with fake […]
I'm sure this is going to end well - another country getting suckered into regulating an industry built on nothing but hot air. The Central Bank […]
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