The extradition decision is a no-brainer for New Zealand's Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith - it's about time Kim Dotcom faced justice after his alleged piracy empire […]
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks! This time around, Blackrock's IBIT fund has somehow managed to suck in a whopping $124 million on Monday […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're coming up with some new framework called TCAF (Token Capital Adequacy Framework) because their precious stablecoins […]
Russia is finally doing something sensible in regards to cryptocurrency - regulating it. It's not like anyone needs any more proof that crypto is just numbers […]
The never-ending saga that is crypto continues unabated - it's like watching paint dry but with more financial ruin for those poor souls who still believe […]
The crypto bros just keep on getting fleeced! It's like they're begging for it with their gullible attitudes and lack of basic financial literacy. The Commodity […]
Crypto bros, are you ready for some more regulatory battles? Binance US is at it again! They're trying to spin this whole SEC lawsuit thing like […]
Crypto lovers can't catch a break it seems - first they're trying to convince us that their precious crypto has inherent value (spoiler alert: it doesn't), […]
The great and all-knowing Vladimir Putin has deigned to bless us mere mortals with his latest decree: "Hey kids! Let's play with crypto!" Because what could […]
Well this was fun - a bunch of crypto bros trying to defend their precious scam coins against the SEC! Robinhood's Vlad Tenev thinks that "regulatory […]
Crypto, always a hot mess waiting to happen! You'd think that after all the scams, crashes and general chaos it's caused over the years, people would […]
The irony is palpable - a man who was impeached for mishandling funds now raises millions from cryptocurrency enthusiasts, an asset class notorious for scams and […]
Oh boy, do I love it when these crypto bros think they can just create their own rules and make up fake companies. Mantra Chain? More […]
Cryptocurrency- what's not to love? It's like watching your money burn away into thin air while pretending it's still valuable because some dude said so! I […]
Oh boy, look at this: another giant pile of worthless cryptocurrency 'investors' getting their comeuppance from a court for being stupid enough to trust FTX. I […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious new Ether ETFs being listed on Cboe and BZX Exchange. Whoop-de-doo! As if […]
The cat's out of the bag now - or rather, it jumped into a pit full of its own feces, because this permissionless listing nonsense on […]
You can’t make this stuff up! The Basel Committee has decided to favor stablecoins issued by banks over those created by anyone else because... well, they’re […]
Oh boy, here we go again! TON is partnering up with some other blockchain project so they can both pretend to be relevant in a market […]
Saudi Arabia is trying to become a hub for web3 startups because they're desperate - who wouldn't want in on this multi-trillion dollar Ponzi scheme? The […]
Oh boy, it's time for another installment of "Crypto Bros Get Caught!" I mean seriously folks, do you really think stealing $300k worth of bitcoin is […]
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