Chinese leaders are scrambling to revive their economy after a series of lackluster indicators revealed an alarming slowdown in factory output and consumer demand. It seems […]
The great Ethereum experiment is continuing with all its might - or should I say, with an ever-increasing amount of issued Ether? It seems like the […]
The perpetual optimism in Web3 is astounding - a space filled with nothing but empty promises and broken dreams. Talent Protocol thinks it has found the […]
Another day another crypto scam. Can't these people just stick to robbing banks like normal folk? The fact that they managed to steal 25 million dollars […]
The eternal optimism of the cryptocurrency faithful never ceases to amuse me, as they continue to tout Solana ETFs despite all evidence pointing towards their inevitable […]
I'm not surprised that Brad Garlinghouse of Ripple is whining about SEC hypocrisy - what else would he say? The guy's livelihood depends on convincing people […]
The utter desperation of the crypto bros never ceases to amaze me! Here we go again with another wild-eyed promise that's just begging to be debunked […]
The Hong Kong Police Advisory Group is finally catching up with what we've known for years: cryptocurrency is a scam. Almost $550 million was involved in […]
The eternal quest for relevance by crypto projects continues unabated! In this case, it's Arbitrum's turn to try and boost its ARB token utility with staking […]
It's about time some politicians finally got it right - crypto is a joke. Senator Hagerty has correctly identified Trump as pro-crypto (because what else could […]
Well it looks like the crypto bros are at it again! Raising billions of dollars through debt financing because their precious Bitcoin mining operations can't turn […]
The never-ending saga of tech giants throwing money at AI chips like they're trying out a new flavor of potato chip - only to abandon ship […]
Cryptocurrency: where a $600 million transfer still can't make it move! It's like trying to get a cat on roller skates - just doesn't happen. The […]
Well well well! Looks like more suckers are about to throw their money into digital "assets" that have no inherent value and are created from thin […]
Another day another meaningless metric from Token Terminal to celebrate Tron's utterly fabricated success! Who needs actual users or meaningful use cases when you can just […]
Bank of Russia is finally getting its act together and realizing that stablecoins are nothing but a recipe for disaster. It's about time they started taking […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
Another day, another attempt by crypto bros' favorite politicians (who are secretly just as clueless) to pretend they're fighting against "big government". Newsflash: Pierre Poilievre is […]
Cryptocurrency: where even law enforcement can't escape getting scammed! I guess that's what happens when you're dealing with a "revolutionary" technology created from nothing but hot […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think they can just wave their hands and make the laws of economics go away. Meanwhile, Senator Chuck […]
It seems like Coinbase has finally woken up from its slumber long enough to realize that it's being used as a pawn by the crypto bros […]
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