US Treasury’s Secret Plan Revealed: How Blockchain Will Finally Let the Elite Cash in on Your Misguided Optimism
A 'New Financial Market Infrastructure'? More Like A New Way for the 1% To Get Rich Off Your Naivety.
Regulation/Negotiation
BREAKING: You Won’t Believe Why the World’s Most Powerful Company Is Suddenly Obsessed With Losing Money on Cryptocurrency
Microsoft's foray into Bitcoin - because who needs actual profits when you can diversify with a speculative asset?.
You Won’t Believe What’s Holding Back the $10,000 ETH Party – It’s Not Even Close!
The $3K Club: Why Ethereum Needs More Than Just A Hype Job.
BREAKING: Singapore Unveils ‘Global Dollar’ Stablecoin – Because One More Isn’t Enough
Singapore's got a new kid on the block - Global Dollar, or USDG for those in the know...and I'm not really sure why they bothered. It's […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Betting Markets That Will Make You Rich (Or Broke) Before the Midterms
It's not a scam if you're getting rich off it... eventually.
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: The 11 Cryptos That Are About to Get Slaughtered by Your Grandma on YouTube
The crypto bros are at it again, trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going to moon anytime soon. Meanwhile, I'm over here watching […]
Eastern Europe’s Crypto Craze: How War-Torn Countries Are Suddenly Swapping Ammo for Altcoins
It's not like Eastern Europe is some kind of crypto utopia or anything (although, if it is, send help), but according to a new report from […]
HKEX Just Unleashed the World’s Most Half-Baked Crypto Index – Because Who Needs Reality Anyway?
Another attempt to legitimize crypto's questionable existence, courtesy of HKEX - because what could possibly go wrong? The notion that these two behemoths are attempting to […]
Indonesian Teenagers Are So Desperate for Adulting Theyre Willingly Screwing Over Their Futures With Crypto Get Ready to Roll Your Eyes
You know what's wild? Young people are throwing their money at Bitcoin like it's going out of style... and they're probably still living with mom.
You Won’t Believe the Utterly Ridiculous Reason Behind This Billionaire Backed Gelatos 11 Million Dollar Heist
Gelato's $11M Funding Round: Because You Clearly Need More Money to Waste on Blockchain Stuff.
CBDCs Will Ruin Your Life and Make You Actually Prefer Cash (But Let’s Be Real It Won’t)
CBDC: Because 'You Can't Trust the Banks' Was Already a Thing.
Trump Just Got Officially Endorsed by the Cryptocurrency Gods: Billionaire Whale Bets $2M on His Re-Election (You Won’t Believe How High He’s Making You Go
Prediction markets: where desperate people go to validate their delusions about Trump's re-election (and make some quick cash in the process). A mysterious whale on Polymarket […]
You Won’t Believe Who Just Became Bitcoin’s Unanimous Overlord After 100K Crypto Bro Votes Went to This Total Unknown
The crypto bros are at it again! It's like they think a poll is all that matters when we're talking about real-world implications of who gets […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Just Happened to This Embarrassing Crypto Exchange in Slovenia
When a country's securities regulator gives its seal of approval to another entity by granting them an MTF license under MiFID, it's like giving that company […]
You Won’t Believe the Mind-Blowing Innovation That Just Saved Traditional Finance From Itself
Crypto bros rejoice! Because what's more exciting than watching Wall Street and traditional finance try to figure out how to use blockchain? I mean, who needs […]
You Won’t Believe This Ridiculous New Crypto Sensation That Will Ruin Your Life and Make You Question Everything
If you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more absurd, think again - enter 'goatseus maximus' (GOAT), an AI-driven meme coin that's taken the crypto world by […]
Visa Just Made the Biggest Crypto Mistake of the Century (You Won’t Believe Who They Partnered With Next)
When will Visa learn that partnering up with Coinbase is like dating your ex's best friend – it just doesn't end well for anyone involved!.
Bitcoin Set to Upstage Gold as Secret Ingredient in World Leaders’ Cocktail Shakes – Expert Weighs In
Bitcoin: The Unlikely Candidate for Central Bank Reserves? Really?.
Crypto Bros Gone Wild: The Shocking Donors Who Will Bankrupt America (One Politician at a Time)
The crypto bros are at it again! It's time to put the 'bro' in cryptocurrency, because both Trump and Harris have been getting some serious love […]
BREAKING: Crypto Bro Apocalypse Unfolds as One Guy Owns Entire Planet (Literally) With $30 Billion Bet on Bitcoin
The crypto bros are losing it, and Bitcoin is winning - $30 billion in BlackRock's pockets can't be ignored.
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