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Regulation/Negotiation
TON Foundation’s Latest Power Play: Decentralization in Name Only as They Try to Own the Matrix (Again)
The latest attempt at 'decentralization' from the TON Foundation is just a fancy way of saying they're trying to get more control over their own mess, […]
Solana’s Desperate Cry for Attention: Institutional Investments Soar 54% as Big Players Laugh All the Way to Crypto Bankruptcy
Solana's 'Ethereum killer' status is starting to look like a fancy way of saying it's still trying to catch up with the big boys - and […]
Bitcoin Is Officially Over: Mainstreamers Are Just Desperate Sheep Jumping Off a Bandwagon!
The big boys have finally caught on: Bitcoin has become a thing in finance. The $42 billion bet by MicroStrategy CEO Micheal Saylor is just one […]
Telegram Unleashes Crypto Chaos: Join the Ranks of the Utterly Not-at-All-Suspicious SafePal Wallet Now!
Telegram's got a new crypto playground and it's called SafePal - because who needs actual security when you can have 'fully compliant' Swiss bank accounts? The […]
Bitcoin Brood Loses Mind Again: Shocking Midday ETF Surge That Will Definitely End in Disaster
The crypto bros are getting their hopes up again – spot Bitcoin ETFs saw a modest bump on Thursday as investors continued to throw money at […]
VCs Go Absolutely Insane as They Blow Through Billions on Doomed Web3 Projects
VCs are throwing money at Web3 startups like there's no tomorrow... or a functioning economy.
Binance Boss Admits Crypto Regs Are Finally Getting Out of This Madhouse – But at What Cost?
The crypto bros have finally found something they can agree on: how much of a complete mess their precious cryptocurrency is. Changpeng 'CZ' Zhao's recent fireside […]
Election Looms, World Goes Insane: Billionaires Betting Everything on Cryptocurrency Coup
Election Season Crypto Frenzy.
Central Banks’ Desperate Gambit: Will This Novel Approach to Digital Assets Save Them From Irrelevance?
Central banks forging new paths? More like central banks getting desperate for relevance.
BROBAMAJOE Wipes Out 75% of Fortune Overnight as He Panics and Sells Everything Including His Dog for $222,000 in Lousy Interest Rates
Crypto Bro Alert: Millionaire Loses a Cool Quarter Mil on AAVE Panic Selling.
Crypto Kingpin Gets Caught Red-Handed: FBI’s Latest Takedown Will Leave You Wondering How They Didn’t See It Coming (Hint: It Wasn’t That Hard)
The 'Wild West' of cryptocurrency is at it again - this time with a guilty plea that's music to our ears (or should I say, not). […]
Buterin Unleashes VENGEANCE: Is His Plan to Purge Ethereum Just Another Ego Trip in Disguise?
This is the part where we find out if Vitalik Buterin's grand plan to 'Purge' Ethereum will actually make it less bloated or just a bunch […]
Coinstar Just Launched a Cryptocurrency-Money Laundering Machine That Will Ruin Your Life
The Devil's in the Details: Unpacking Coinstar's Latest Crypto Cash-Grab.
Coinbase CEO to New SEC Chair: Apologize or Face Crypto Backlash – Because One Guy Can Make Your Life Miserably Uncomfortable
If Brian Armstrong's apology tour is actually an attempt to deflect from his company's questionable business practices (I mean who needs transparency when you've got a […]
You Won’t Believe How Much Money 5 Minutes of Rest Stakes: The Shocking Rise of the World’s Most Underwhelming Investment
Solana's answer to 'resting my eyes' - Sonic SVM has just hit a whopping $50M in SOL staked delegation on Solayer, because who needs actual value […]
Apple Unleashes Mind-Numbing AI-Powered iPhones That Will Ruin Your Life (And Boost Profits)
AI has finally reached a point where it's smart enough to realize that Apple's iPhone sales are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey […]
You Won’t Believe What the Feds Accused Your Adorable Cat of Doing to Land a Wells Notice From the SEC
When you think of 'regulation by fear' – imagine being told your cat's cute little face is actually evidence of securities law violations, and now it's […]
You Won’t Believe How Much Google Owe Russia in a New Game of Digital High-Stakes Roulette
Russia's got a beef with Alphabet Inc., and they're not afraid to use their considerable digital muscle. The search giant is being squeezed for $20 quintillion […]
You Won’t Believe the ‘Humble’ Motivations Behind $38 Million Donald Trump Bet That’s Making Frenchman Rake It In
Just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water... Meet Théo, the Frenchman behind a $38 million pump job for Donald Trump […]
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