Regulation/Negotiation

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Messari Declares Independence From Reality and Realizes That Being a Whiny Little Rich Kid Is Not as Fun Without an Audience

It seems like Ryan Selkis is finally realizing that cryptocurrency is a joke - not because it's some revolutionary new technology (it isn't), but because of […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

Crypto News

Aave’s Resurgence Proves Once Again That You Can Still Lose All Your Money on the Internet

The grand return of Aave hitting new ATHs in weekly borrowers is just what we all needed – another reminder that cryptocurrency investors are still delusional […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a French flag waving above the Eiffel Tower while being surrounded by various crypto symbols (e.g. Bitcoin, Ethereum) that are slowly falling into place like puzzle pieces to form a larger image of Europe with MiCA regulation written across it; below this scene is an open book representing compliance and regulations with strict rules drawn around its pages in red ink. In the background there's a subtle clock ticking away towards December 2024 as a reminder for market participants to prepare ahead of time.

Crypto News

French Regulators Finally Crack Down on Crypto Scammers by Accepting Their Applications

It's about time the French took some actual action against these crypto bros who've been scamming people left and right. But let's be real here - […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

Bitcoin

Coinbase Just Asked for Permission Again and Guess Who Said No This Time

The never-ending saga of Coinbase vs. the world! Or, in this case, against a court decision they don't like. Because what's more fun than trying to […]

Doug Martinez August 15, 2024

An illustration depicting a person sitting at their desk surrounded by old computer parts, laptops and desktops with wires connecting them all together in a chaotic mess; to one side there is an empty chair next to a modern sleek laptop that stands out starkly from the rest of the clutter. The background has faded into darkness while the foreground remains bright. In front of the person's face their hands are clasped tightly around something, with fingers white-knuckled in tension as they stare intensely at it;

Bitcoin

Lenovo Makes Billions and Suddenly Everyone Remembers They Had a Computer at Home

You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." But when a Chinese company like Lenovo makes billions in revenue while beating estimates […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

An illustration of a judge's gavel being held by an arm that is trying to break free from chains while in the background, Coinbase and SEC logos are intertwined with broken locks as they both try to hold onto each other but ultimately slip away amidst chaos. A torn piece of paper floats above them showing a calendar date 2021 March. In the foreground, two opposing hands holding different ends of a rope that is being pulled apart by unseen forces. The hand on one end has a key in its palm while the other holds an anchor with broken chains around it.

Crypto News

Coinbase Loses It Over Being Held Accountable for Not Following Laws

It looks like another day in crypto land where everyone is trying to cover their tracks! The real question here is what's going on with Coinbase? […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a cartoon Senator Chuck Schumer standing on top of an iceberg, wearing sunglasses and holding hands with Vice President Kamala Harris as she stands at its edge; below them is a sea of confused-looking politicians from both parties swimming towards each other amidst waves labeled 'Regulation', 'Innovation' and 'Crypto'; in the background are two opposing mountains: one covered in snowflakes representing Republican Party policies, and another with flames rising up to represent Democratic Party hostility. Schumer's arms stretch out wide as he gestures toward Harris;

Crypto News

Chuck Schumers Secret Plan to Save Crypto by Making It Even More Ridiculous Than Its Already Been

Cryptocurrency is a scam, folks! And it looks like even some of its biggest supporters are starting to get on board with that idea. Senator Chuck […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

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