The endless saga of Uniswap trying to outsmart regulators continues! Like a bad penny, this decentralized finance (defi) darling keeps turning up with its claims about […]
You won't believe what's happening, but apparently some people are trying to make cryptocurrency custody "safe". Fireblocks has just been granted a charter from the state […]
The most thrilling thing that's happening right now is Apple finally allowing other developers access to its NFC chip, because you know what was really holding […]
I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to hear about all these letters flooding in from gullible idiots who actually think Bitcoin is a good idea. I mean, […]
The University of Wyoming launches a Bitcoin research institute because they're desperate for grants from the crypto bros with too much money in their pockets. I […]
Oh great, here we go again! The Financial Action Task Force is at it once more, trying to sound all serious about combating money laundering and […]
Crypto bros are at it again! Trying to ban something they don't understand because it's "central bank" (code for: scary government). Meanwhile, actual experts like jstolfi […]
Daim's CEO Bryan Courchesne thinks he knows a thing or two about how to make Bitcoin great again - what an original idea! He believes that […]
Japan's economy is booming! Who would have thought? With an annualised 3.1% growth spurt, it seems like everyone in Tokyo has finally figured out how to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]
It looks like Mars Inc just made some major moves by snatching up Kellanova for $36 billion - talk about making your move on the snack […]
I love how these two buffoons are trying to outdo each other with their wild predictions about precious metals and cryptocurrencies. It's like watching a pair […]
Well isn't this just peachy? The crypto bros are at it again with their endless stream of feel-good nonsense about how cryptocurrency is going to save […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to make cryptocurrency look good for once - it's not going so badly after all, they're saying! Five million users […]
The gullible idiots are at it again! They're pouring their hard-earned cash into Bitcoin ETFs like there's no tomorrow - or in this case, until they […]
The tech giant's woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us […]
Here we go again with another thrilling tale of cryptocurrency woes! Binance's Tigran Gamabaryan got himself locked up in a Nigerian prison, because what could possibly […]
I'm sure this is going to end well - another country getting suckered into regulating an industry built on nothing but hot air. The Central Bank […]
The inevitable has happened - more numbskulls have convinced themselves they're going to get rich quick by investing in a currency made of thin air, courtesy […]
You know who's really good at hiding money? Cryptocurrency enthusiasts in Argentina! They've been stashing it away for years without paying any tax on it - […]
It seems like another day, another dollar lost by crypto bros who still can't figure out that their precious Bitcoin ETFs are nothing but money pits […]
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