Well well, it looks like another day in paradise for crypto enthusiasts! Two Russian nationals have been charged with stealing $6.2 million worth of XRP from […]
Cryptocurrency: because who needs real wealth when you can have fake numbers printed out by computers? It's not like we've learned anything from history about tulip […]
Here we go again - another year, another round of “Ethereum’s gas fees are too high” articles in the crypto press. Or so it seems – […]
The Digital Chamber (TDC) thinks that cryptocurrency should be free from regulation? Give me a break! They're just another group of apologists for the crypto bros […]
Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots pouring their money into Bitcoin because they think it's a get-rich-quick scheme. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over […]
Another Central Bank trying to prove they're relevant by throwing money at a project nobody asked for. As if creating more digital currencies would somehow magically […]
Cryptocurrency’s biggest scam is now being touted as an investment opportunity, with platforms like Pump.fun promising users they can find hidden gems among the endless stream […]
You'd think Justin Sun was actually running a real business instead of just printing money with his magic blockchain computer program called TRON! And now he's […]
It's about time someone finally took action against these crypto scams that have been fleecing gullible investors for far too long! Highrich Online and HR Crypto […]
The Russians are at it again! They're trying to make stablecoins cool by using them for cross-border settlements. Because what could possibly go wrong with a […]
Cryptocurrency is still trying to get its act together after a series of failed attempts at legitimacy. It's like watching a group of monkeys try to […]
The crypto bros are at it again! Peter Schiff, that infamous gold advocate and bitcoin hater, is warning us all about owning Bitcoin ETFs (Exchange Traded […]
Well isn't this just a delightful example of how crypto bros are desperate for relevance? Ripple's CEO trying to curry favor by throwing some shade at […]
The Ripple CEO thinks he's some kind of hero because he wants bipartisan cooperation on crypto, but let me tell you something - the only thing […]
You know what's a real joke? Thinking you need federal oversight for something as inherently worthless and useless as cryptocurrency! It's like trying to regulate water […]
The eternal optimist Senator Elizabeth Warren thinks she can regulate her way out of this mess? Please! Cryptocurrency has no inherent value and its only purpose […]
And here we go again with another crypto exchange getting caught operating outside of regulations and ripping off their users! I mean who needs rules when […]
Well well well, look who's trying to spin this as some kind of 'game-changer' for the cryptocurrency industry! The Digital Chamber is at it again, touting […]
The perfect marriage - cryptocurrency and football! Who wouldn't want their beloved sport sullied by shady financial dealings? Crypto.com has somehow managed to convince UEFA that […]
You know, when I read about Michael Saylor's latest brain fart – that the US government should buy up all the Bitcoin out there to strengthen […]
Crypto's latest victim is a reminder that even those who have made it out alive from this wild west era still can't escape the consequences. When […]
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