The crypto bros can't even keep their own house clean from scammers and now we have one running it like his personal piggybank! And what's next? […]
The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money at crypto scams continues unabated! Who would have thought that a "supermarket used as a facade for […]
Russia's latest move into cryptocurrency is as laughable as it gets - they're trying to use the one thing they can't control (because let’s be real, […]
Here's a summary that will make you laugh: The CFTC Chairman is finally catching on - Bitcoin and Ether are commodities, just like everyone else has […]
The great Japanese stock market rout of '24, where millions lost their shirt and everyone else cried themselves to sleep at night. It's like a bad […]
Well it looks like some hedge fund is trying to make a quick buck off CVS' recent woes - because that's exactly what we all need […]
The crypto bros will be thrilled to know their participation in online forums actually has an impact on something other than just proving how gullible they […]
The age-old question: how low can you go? It seems like every week there's a new entrant into this ridiculous space trying to make it sound […]
Well well well! Another genius crypto bro gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar... or rather, another stupid home invasion scheme aimed at stealing […]
Another day, another opportunity for crypto bros to get their hopes up only to be crushed like the worthless tulip bulbs they are. Peter Schiff is […]
The crypto bros are at it again, this time predicting their precious Donald Trump's inevitable victory thanks to his "pro-bitcoin" stance. Oh please, like the guy […]
The latest price surge in TON is just another example of how easily gullible idiots can be manipulated into buying worthless tokens based on empty promises […]
And here we go again with more crypto bro nonsense! A Brazilian ETF for a cryptocurrency that's been trading at an "all time low" (read: still […]
So it looks like another day, another dollar spent on lawyers for all the crypto bros trying to make their fortunes off this ponzi scheme. The […]
It looks like the crypto bros are finally getting their comeuppance! Two men have been sentenced for manipulating cryptocurrency prices, marking the first instance where a […]
It's all about making money off gullible idiots who still think this nonsense will make them rich quick! Institutional interest? Ha! They're just in it for […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to brainwash Mexican university students into thinking that cryptocurrency has value by giving them $5 […]
Well well well! Look who's trying to stir up some drama about Bitcoin investors refusing to part with their precious. Peter Schiff is at it again, […]
So another High Court in India has decided to join the ranks of those who think cryptocurrency isn't a scam for idiots and criminals (or at […]
I love days like these when even crypto bros can't pretend that their precious 'investments' aren't hemorrhaging value faster than a wounded shark's lifeblood! Grayscale is […]
Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]
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