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Australia Just Found Out 2000 People Are Really Bad at Keeping Their Crypto Wallets Safe From Hackers Who Were Waiting for Them to Screw Up
The crypto bros are at it again! Over 2,000 Australians got their wallets hacked because they can't even be bothered to secure them properly. And you […]
Kim Dotcom Still Hasn’t Figured Out How to Leave
The eternal optimist Kim Dotcom is back with another chapter of his seemingly endless saga against extradition - what's the over/under on how long until he […]
Immutable Gets Suckered Into Using Fireblocks Because They Finally Realized That Handling Digital Assets Isn’t as Easy as Just Making a Bunch of Empty Hype
It's time again to talk about blockchain technology and its 'revolutionary' applications - this time, it's Web3 gaming! Because what we really need is for more […]
Matter Labs Loses Bid for Zk Trademark Because Nobody Actually Cares About Zero-Knowledge Proofs
The eternal farce that is cryptocurrency continues, with another developer getting burned because they thought they could trademark something in a space where everyone knows it's […]
Donald Trump Just Made 7000000 Dollars From NFTs and Now He Thinks the Whole World Should Be a Giant Digital Art Gallery
It's time for America to get its priorities straight - we're talking about Donald Trump here, folks! The man who once scoffed at cryptocurrency is now […]
Malaysian Kidnappers Kidnap Chinese Man for the Totally-Not-Scammy Cryptocurrency Everyone Loves to Hate
Well well well! Look what we have here. A bunch of Malaysian kidnappers trying to make a quick buck off some poor Chinese dude with the […]
Microstrategy Shares Now 100% Owned by Overweight Guys With Too Much Time on Their Hands
The pension funds are in on it now too! South Korea's National Pension Service has invested nearly $34 million into shares of MicroStrategy because who wouldn't […]
US Just Can’t Get Enough of Losing Money to Ethereum ETFs and Still Wants More
The cryptocurrency community is still trying to wrap its head around this one - a bunch of people are losing money so fast it's like they're […]
WazirX: Because Your Money Was Never Actually Yours Anyway
The eternal saga of cryptocurrency's most ardent fans getting fleeced by hackers and scammers continues unabated! This time, it’s India-based exchange WazirX that finds itself on […]
New CEO of Major Corporation to Get Paid More Than Entire Nations in Order
Well isn't this just peachy? The new CEO of Starbucks is going to get paid an absolute fortune for doing... well, not much it seems. Brian […]
OKX Wallet Suddenly Realizes That Maybe Not Everyone Uses Only Ethereum and Now Theyre Doing Something About It
Well, well, well! It seems like we have another instance of trying to make blockchain sound exciting by using buzzwords and overly complicated explanations. Blinks are […]
Ethereum Traders Now Officially Experts in Predicting the Exact Date of Their Own Inevitable Bankruptcy at an Average Price Per Month
Crypto traders are at it again - this time they're warning of an impending doom for Ether's price, which is currently trading above $2K. Analysts like […]
China Just Can’t Get Enough of Slowing Down Its Economy Because Apparently That’s What They’re Good at Now
Chinese leaders are scrambling to revive their economy after a series of lackluster indicators revealed an alarming slowdown in factory output and consumer demand. It seems […]
Ethereum Supply Now Exceeds Its Entire Initial Market Cap at Launch
The great Ethereum experiment is continuing with all its might - or should I say, with an ever-increasing amount of issued Ether? It seems like the […]
Talent Protocol Discovers the Secret to Keeping People From Leaving Web3: Free Food and Not Making Them Use Blockchain
The perpetual optimism in Web3 is astounding - a space filled with nothing but empty promises and broken dreams. Talent Protocol thinks it has found the […]
Ethereum Blockchain Hackers Get Caught Red-Handed and Now Theyre Begging for Forgiveness in Prison While Counting Down the Days Until Their Release
Another day another crypto scam. Can't these people just stick to robbing banks like normal folk? The fact that they managed to steal 25 million dollars […]
Solana Is So Last Season and You’re Still Investing in Its Awful ETF
The eternal optimism of the cryptocurrency faithful never ceases to amuse me, as they continue to tout Solana ETFs despite all evidence pointing towards their inevitable […]
Nudge Protocol Promises to Magically Conjure Quadrillions Out of Your Wallet by Waving Its Wizard Hands at the Void
The utter desperation of the crypto bros never ceases to amaze me! Here we go again with another wild-eyed promise that's just begging to be debunked […]
Cryptocurrency: Because Who Needs Their Money Anyway
The Hong Kong Police Advisory Group is finally catching up with what we've known for years: cryptocurrency is a scam. Almost $550 million was involved in […]
Arbitrum DAO: Because Who Needs Decentralization When You Can Have Tokenized Participation
The eternal quest for relevance by crypto projects continues unabated! In this case, it's Arbitrum's turn to try and boost its ARB token utility with staking […]
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