The Solana-based Memecoin madness is finally starting to die down as volumes plummet by 80% in the last two weeks! It's been a wild ride, but […]
The crypto bros are at it again - this time with some new chip that's supposed to magically speed up cryptographic workloads and improve data privacy. […]
Ahahahaha! Look at this clown trying to regulate something that's inherently worthless - cryptocurrency! It's like putting lipstick on a pig, folks. The Seychelles government is […]
It seems like crypto enthusiasts are having a field day trying to predict when Ether will stop plummeting. According to some experts, we're in the 'late […]
August has been quite a month for Tether's minting machine - it seems like every week they're churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure […]
Another day another dollar and more idiots falling for scams on crypto land! You'd think these guys would learn by now but noooo, they just keep […]
The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]
It's about time Dubai caught up with the rest of us who think cryptocurrency is a scam! Who needs to be paid in crypto when it’s […]
The cryptocurrency market is still in shambles after its recent collapse. Bitcoin (BTC) has been stuck in a range-bound price action for weeks, and altcoins like […]
It seems like Binance is a real lifeboat for Chinese crypto enthusiasts! With over 96% of them using the exchange and almost two-thirds keeping their main […]
Well, well, well! It seems like another day in crypto land where folks are just waiting for their lucky break or hoping that Bitcoin magically goes […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to get rich quick with their precious WBTC! It's like they're still living in the good old days of 2017 […]
It's not like we haven't seen it before - another cryptocurrency bro gets his Twitter (X) account hijacked and used for some dodgy pump-and-dump scheme. This […]
The never-ending parade of malware and scams that plague the cryptocurrency world! And what a doozy we have here: Styx Stealer, a piece of software so […]
The never-ending saga of Ripple's XRP case against the SEC continues to provide us with endless entertainment. Because what could possibly be more thrilling than a […]
The crypto bros are at it again, spewing their trademarked brand of ignorance and hubris about cryptocurrency law. This time, they're gloating over a court ruling […]
Because I'm sure you're all on the edge of your seats waiting for more news about cryptocurrency's never-ending parade of self-serving announcements, let me tell you […]
The cryptocurrency industry's favorite game: "Let's pretend we're not all just speculating on a bunch of worthless tokens!" This time around, it seems like VC firms […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. Fred Krueger and Jack Mallers spewing forth their latest hot takes about gold's bull run […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits: Bitfarms gets bought out by Riot Platforms because apparently that's what happens when you're a struggling mining firm - […]
The Trump brothers' latest get-rich-quick scheme has finally been revealed: "digital real estate" crypto venture that's going to disrupt the financial world (yawn). Because what we […]
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