Because you can't trust a crypto exchange to do the right thing voluntarily, German authorities had to shut down 47 of them for facilitating anonymous transactions […]
The Crypto Tsunami Hits Eastern Asia (or Does It?) - A Descent into Madness and Regulation.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto pool... A 'contrarian bet' on Ethereum? Are they kidding me? Matt Hougan from […]
The Bank of Korea's latest scheme is just what you'd expect from an institution that clearly has no concept of irony: launching a digital currency trial […]
DeFi lending protocol Sky is ditching Wrapped Bitcoin like it's going out of style - and who can blame them? It's not just the fact that […]
The art of predicting market trends is like trying to predict when your crypto bro will finally realize that his 'investment' in buttcoin has tanked - […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency-fueled chaos continues! Seattle-Tacoma International Airport has been hit with a $6 million bitcoin ransom demand after being cyberattacked by those pesky […]
Another day, another cryptocurrency-fueled scheme bites the dust! It seems like just yesterday we were hearing about how Bitcoin is a secure and decentralized way to […]
The never-ending saga of crypto bros getting rich off other people's misery continues! Two young men have been arrested for stealing over 4,100 bitcoins in a […]
The Crypto Con Artist: William Koo Ichioka's $36M Forex Scam Exposed.
Crypto's resident genius, Avraham Eisenberg, is still trying to get off scot-free after draining $100 million from Mango Markets like it was nobody's business. But nope, […]
} In other news that's not surprising at all, Elon Musk is in trouble with the SEC for failing to show up to a scheduled testimony […]
Crypto: Where You Can Get Hacked and Still Make Out Like a Bandit (Sort Of).
The Crypto Market: Where Bulls Run Wild, Bears Hibernate.
There's nothing quite as thrilling as watching Qatar throw money at an unproven technology in hopes of becoming relevant again. The launch of their Digital Assets […]
The thrill-ride that is crypto continues unabated! We have Bitcoin ETFs raking it in with a whopping $12.9 million in gains while their Ethereum counterparts are […]
The Crypto Circus Continues: Prager Metis Takes A $1.95M Fall From FTX Audit Failures.
The Crypto Bro's latest wet dream comes true: 700 German banks to offer cryptocurrency trading because who wouldn't want a piece of that action? Boerse Stuttgart […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's desperate attempts to be taken seriously continues with Securitize's latest move: integrating cross-chain communication protocol Wormhole into their tokenization platform. Because […]
Meta's AI Training: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
The never-ending saga of people throwing their money into the void that is cryptocurrency continues unabated.
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