Crypto Crazies Cash Out Big Time – You Won’t Believe the INSANE Amount of Money Spent on Bitcoin Today
The Crypto Bro Bonanza: When Will They Learn?.
Regulation/Negotiation
Regulators Unleash Crypto Bloodbath: The Dark Secret They’ve Been Hiding Behind Operation Chokepoint 2.0
Regulators are at it again... or should I say 'Operation Chokepoint 2.0'? } It looks like our favorite regulators have decided to take a page from […]
BIDEN’S BONFIRE OF BILLIONS: Trumps Wild Bet on Crypto Destroys Everything – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
In the land of crypto, where pump-and-dump schemes roam free and 'experts' peddle nonsense to gullible masses, we find ourselves face-to-face with a doozy: $200K Bitcoin […]
You’ll Never Wallet Again: Phantom’s Latest iOS Update Turns Your Crypto Into Hot Air
Another day, another wallet fiasco courtesy of crypto's 'security experts'! It seems like someone at Phantom thought it was a bright idea to update their iOS […]
Ronins Awkward Birthday Party: Free Cake and Regret Guaranteed With V3 Upgrade
Ronin's Katana DEX is about as exciting as a sedated sloth on valium, but hey, they're trying – kind of like that one crypto bro who […]
BOMBSHELL: You Won’t Believe What Glassnode Just Found Lurking in Every Bitcoin Wallet – It Will Make Your Head Spin!
Glassnode's latest report is like a neon sign screaming 'I'm about as credible as a crypto bro's Instagram profile'... but we'll humor them since they're basically […]
Cryptoqueen Ruja Ignatova Spotted Sipping Champagne on Billionaire Beach: The Most Epic Escape in Crypto History
It seems like Ruja 'Cryptoqueen' Ignatova has managed to pull off one heck of an escape from the depths of crypto hell, and now she's allegedly […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Shocking Truth Behind Seoul’s Biggest Crypto Heist – 232 MILLION Dollars Stolen From Your Neighbors!
South Korea's answer to 'How To Scam 15,000 People Out Of $232 Million': A Recipe For Crypto Disaster.
Nation States Are About to Wreck Bitcoin Forever: The Insidious Plot That Will Leave You Speechless
Nation states eyeing Bitcoin: a recipe for disaster? The latest rumors surrounding nation-state acquisitions of substantial amounts of Bitcoin are sending shockwaves through the cryptocurrency community. […]
Bitcoin’s Insane Election Day Party Was Totally Not Driven by Desperation to Hold on to Last Shreds of Value
The post-election Bitcoin rally: because who needs fundamentals when you have FOMO and empty promises?.
Trump’s Wild Card Will Make You Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams (Ethereum Investors Rejoice!)
Ethereum's Big Win: Because Who Needs Clear Regulations Anyway?.
Korea’s Banks Just Learned How to Hold Your Bitcoins Without Losing Them – But Don’t Worry, They’re Not Trying to Replace the Won With a Digital Currency… Or Are
South Korea's banking sector just got an interesting twist - literally! It seems NongHyup Bank has teamed up with Fireblocks, the digital assets platform that promises […]
You Won’t Believe the 120 Million Dollar Bitcoin Bet That Will Single-Handedly Save Humanity From Itself
I'm not sure what's more astonishing - the fact that a $120 million Bitcoin buy is being made by an AI-powered education group or that they […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane DeFi Scheme That Will Ruin Your Life (And Possibly Launch You Into Space)
Primex Finance: The Crypto Bro's Best Friend? I mean, who needs actual value when you can just leveraged farm some ETH on a platform that promises […]
RUSSIA UNLEASHES FURY ON CRYPTO MINERS: New Rules Mean You’ll Need Permission From the Kremlin to Even Turn on Your Rig
Looks like Russia's finally figured out how to make crypto mining profitable without single-handedly destroying their power grid (or so they claim). With its sweeping new […]
France Cracks Down on Crypto Emperor Complex: You Won’t Believe What They’re Doing About Your Wild Predictions
The emperor's new crypto clothes: France takes aim at prediction market Polymarket.
You Won’t Believe What Consensys Just Did With Linea – It’s a Total Gaslighting Masterpiece!
Consensys just pulled off another masterclass in crypto doublespeak with their new Swiss nonprofit association Linea. Because what's a layer-2 rollup without a fancy-schmancy non-profit to […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Invest in Crypto Paradise Island – A Descent Into Madness and Murder
It seems like the crypto world has officially gone from 'Wild West' to 'Crime Scene'. The latest news out of Montreal is that Kevin Mirshahi, a […]
Crypto Market Implodes as Nation Rejoices, Traders Flee Sanity for Donald-Trump-Approved Get-Rich-Quick Schemes
It's official: Crypto Bro Town is officially rejoicing in their newfound love of Trump and America... or at least that's what they're trying to tell themselves […]
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