Bitcoin Transfer to Coinbase Is So Underwhelming Even US Government Can’t Be Bothered
Cryptocurrency: where a $600 million transfer still can't make it move! It's like trying to get a cat on roller skates - just doesn't happen. The […]
Cryptocurrency: where a $600 million transfer still can't make it move! It's like trying to get a cat on roller skates - just doesn't happen. The […]
Another day another meaningless metric from Token Terminal to celebrate Tron's utterly fabricated success! Who needs actual users or meaningful use cases when you can just […]
Bank of Russia is finally getting its act together and realizing that stablecoins are nothing but a recipe for disaster. It's about time they started taking […]
Another day, another attempt by crypto bros' favorite politicians (who are secretly just as clueless) to pretend they're fighting against "big government". Newsflash: Pierre Poilievre is […]
Cryptocurrency: where even law enforcement can't escape getting scammed! I guess that's what happens when you're dealing with a "revolutionary" technology created from nothing but hot […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They think they can just wave their hands and make the laws of economics go away. Meanwhile, Senator Chuck […]
The extradition decision is a no-brainer for New Zealand's Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith - it's about time Kim Dotcom faced justice after his alleged piracy empire […]
The cryptocurrency space is at it again, folks! This time around, Blackrock's IBIT fund has somehow managed to suck in a whopping $124 million on Monday […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're coming up with some new framework called TCAF (Token Capital Adequacy Framework) because their precious stablecoins […]
The never-ending saga that is crypto continues unabated - it's like watching paint dry but with more financial ruin for those poor souls who still believe […]
Crypto bros, are you ready for some more regulatory battles? Binance US is at it again! They're trying to spin this whole SEC lawsuit thing like […]
It looks like the BRICS are trying their hand at creating yet another cryptocurrency that will inevitably fail miserably. Because what could possibly go wrong with […]
Well this was fun - a bunch of crypto bros trying to defend their precious scam coins against the SEC! Robinhood's Vlad Tenev thinks that "regulatory […]
The irony is palpable - a man who was impeached for mishandling funds now raises millions from cryptocurrency enthusiasts, an asset class notorious for scams and […]
Cryptocurrency- what's not to love? It's like watching your money burn away into thin air while pretending it's still valuable because some dude said so! I […]
You can’t make this stuff up! The Basel Committee has decided to favor stablecoins issued by banks over those created by anyone else because... well, they’re […]
Saudi Arabia is trying to become a hub for web3 startups because they're desperate - who wouldn't want in on this multi-trillion dollar Ponzi scheme? The […]
Russian crypto miners are finally getting their act together - or at least trying to. A new bill regulating the industry has been approved by the […]
I guess some people still think that throwing money at a bunch of computer code is going to make them rich, huh? I mean, come on […]
The crypto bros can't even keep their own house clean from scammers and now we have one running it like his personal piggybank! And what's next? […]
The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money at crypto scams continues unabated! Who would have thought that a "supermarket used as a facade for […]