You Won’t Believe What Happens When Russia Tries to Create a Superpower Currency (And Why It’s About to Blow Up in Their Faces)
Russian Banks Baulk at Digital Ruble Implementation Costs: A Recipe for Disaster.
Regulation/Negotiation
America’s Greatest Mistake Revealed: How a Tax-Free Utopia Ruined Everything (And We’re Still Reaping the Chaos)
The Not-So-New Idea of No-Income-Tax America: A Crypto Perspective.
Crypto Collapse: Your Money Is Gone Forever (Nope, It’s Just Bitcoin Being Its Usual Dramatic Self)
It's been another week of crypto circus antics and we're still waiting for someone – anyone! – to come along and explain why they spent all […]
Wintermute Unleashes Toxic Stability on Ethena’s Trading Floor – Your Entire Portfolio Will Thank (Or Curse) You for It
Wintermute's Latest Stablecoin Shill: Because Who Needs Actual Collateral When You Can Post Some Niche Crypto?.
You Won’t Believe What Happens When Russia and China Team Up With Brazil to Take Down the US Economy Forever
Brazil's attempt at creating a unified BRICS system: because who needs the dollar when you can have Petro?.
BREAKING: Norways Secret Plan to Catch Up With the Cryptocurrency Giants Exposed – But Honestly Who Needs To?
Norges Bank: We're Not Falling Behind The Crypto Party (But Let's Be Real, You Guys Are Still Way Ahead).
You Won’t Believe the Bizarre Bet These Billionaire Crypto Fanatics Are Placing on America’s Future
It's official, folks - we've reached peak crypto hype and desperation. The latest flurry of filings for Solana (SOL) and XRP ETFs can only be summed […]
Election Day Apocalypse: The Shocker That Will Wipe Crypto Off the Face of Earth Forever
The crypto space is abuzz with anticipation as the 2024 US presidential election hurtles towards its climax – because what's a little democracy when you can […]
BRICS Just Unleashed Hellfire on Wall Street as Russia Creates Doomsday Payment System That Will Make Your Credit Card Worthless
Russia's latest attempt to join forces with its BRICS buddies and take on the West has finally reached critical mass - or should I say 'critical […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When the Nerds of Finance Finally Get Their Act Together – US Dollar in Shambles
Mbridge is like a high school nerd who's suddenly discovered they're actually popular – but only if you agree to do their homework for them.
Ethereum’s Desperate Cry for Help: The Crypto That Was Supposed to Rule It All Now Sells for Pennies on the Street
Ethereum's latest price drop has left some investors wondering if they've been scammed all along (no kidding). The coin that was supposed to revolutionize everything is […]
Bitcoin Is About to Make You Believe Anything, but Will That Be Enough to Save Your Portfolio?
Crypto Bro-osophy: When will we learn that Bitcoin is just a giant game of 'Who can make up the most convincing narrative about itself'? It seems […]
Crypto Catastrophe: The Unbelievable Hack That Stole $20 Million From the Government – And Then Somehow Managed to Be Kind of Nice About It
Well well well, looks like some crypto 'security experts' have their work cut out for them this quarter! Just when you thought things couldn't get any […]
BREAKING: Bank of America Unleashes Apocalyptic Warning – Abandon Your Stocks, Flock to This One Thing!
Bank of America Declares Gold as 'Last Safe Haven', Forecasts $3k Price: Because When You Can't Print More Money Anymore...
Crypto Collapse Imminent as Secret Society of Desperate Investors Bets Big on Trump’s Re-Election
Crypto enthusiasts have been caught red-handed, literally holding hands with Trump and hoping for his electoral victory to send crypto prices soaring like a bad investment […]
You Won’t Believe What Happened When I Tried the Easy $1M Cryptocurrency Hack That Actually Worked for 5 Seconds
Hacked, Scammed, Stolen - The Unstoppable Rise of Crypto's 'Success Stories' (or How to Get Rich Quick, Fast & Furious...and Lose Everything).
Web3 Just Got a Whole Lot More Boring – Japanese Entertainment Giant Joins Crypto Party
Just what we needed - another Web3 economic hub created by a bunch of rich folks trying to get in on the crypto gravy train. Japanese […]
Meta Unleashes Facial Recognition Police on Your Face: The Desperate Last Stand Against Deepfake Celebrity Schemes
Just when you thought social media was a breeding ground for cat videos and auntie's cooking recipes, nope! Now it seems like Meta is testing facial […]
SEC’s Chances Sucked Out by Lawyers Who Can’t Even Agree on What ‘X’ Means in XRP Case
Just what we needed more - lawyers talking about lawyers in court cases involving money that exists only on computers... Ripple's chief lawyer, Stuart Alderoty, has […]
Tesla Secret Crypto Stash EXPOSED You Won’t Believe the REALLY Reason Elon Musk Is Hiding His Billions
Tesla's got some 'rotating' issues with its crypto stash - literally.
You Won’t Believe the SHOCKING Reason Behind Chainlinks Latest Move That Will FINALLY Bridge the Gap Between Bankers and Hackers
Chainlink's attempt at being 'inclusive' is just a fancy way of saying they're trying to make TradFi and DeFi kiss and tell their dirty little secrets,.
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