I just got back from a Future Blockchain Summit in Dubai where I rubbed shoulders with crypto bros who think they're Elon Musk 2.0 (spoiler alert: […]
When will retail investors wake up from their crypto-induced coma? It's been years of false promises and get-rich-quick schemes, but still they stumble into the market […]
Cryptocalypse: When Will Gullible Idiots Learn?.
Looks like Hitachi is trying to get in on the Web3 action! They're offering a one-stop-shop for enterprises looking to dip their toes into this Wild […]
I mean, it's about time the SEC stepped up its game (or should I say, its Bitcoin mining rig?). The cat is out of the bag […]
The crypto bros are at it again, and this time they're trying to mainline the mainstream with their precious index funds. Grayscale just filed for an […]
The Crypto 'Mini' Mainstream: Grayscale's New Low-Cost Schemes to Lure In The Masses.
Gary Gensler's crypto conundrum - can he keep his day job or get sacked by Trump? The cat-and-mouse game between the SEC Chair and cryptocurrency supporters […]
Looks like FINRA is finally wising up about the crypto bros and their love for all things metaverse. While some may see this as a chance […]
It's official: Nigeria can't even get its own cryptocurrency drama right. They just let off Binance exec Tigran Gambaryan after seven months in prison for basically […]
Blockchain Bro's Guide to Quantum Computers (or How Vitalik Buterin Thinks They're Not a Thing Yet).
ConsenSys's latest move is a perfect example of how crypto bros try (and fail) to convince us they're still relevant, even when their own company is […]
Investors seek shelter from the storm: The latest Coinshares report shows that US investors are throwing money at crypto like it's going out of style - […]
You know what's wild? People still think Bitcoin is the Wild West...of finance.
Oracle providers are like the teenagers who suddenly become experts on everything just because they have an Instagram filter - Pyth flips Chainlink's volume game but […]
The Crypto Cult's New High Priest - The Truth Terminal Hack.
Dedollarization: The New Normal? (Or Just Another Way for Russia to Get Its Hands on Your Wallet?) - As the world grapples with the implications of […]
The never-ending saga that's cryptocurrency: where do we draw the line between genius innovation and SEC-induced insanity? In all seriousness, folks, let's talk about what just […]
Just when you thought Circle's USDC couldn't get any more 'stable', they raise fees on cash-outs like it's going out of style! The company has been […]
The EU's new MiCA framework is like a bad boyfriend - it promises to regulate everything but ultimately just brings more drama and risk for the […]
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