Prediction Markets
You Won’t Believe the DEEP STATE at Work in Your Favorite Prediction Market (It’s Not What You Think)
The 'Wild West' of prediction markets has just gotten wilder – and more transparently shady - thanks to an exposé on Polymarket's dubious dealings.
Bitcoin Price Set to BLAST OFF TO EARTH-STOPPING $100k IN NOVEMBER – Your Wallet Will THANK US
Election Day is just another day for crypto bros to get their hopes up and promptly get disappointed – again.
XRP About to Plummet Into Oblivion as So-Called Gurus Predict Catastrophic Collapse — The Real Experts Weigh In
Crypto bros are at it again, spewing forth their 'god candles' and 'explosive rallies'. Meanwhile, I'm over here reading Jemima Kelly's takes on XRP like a […]
Ethereum’s Insane $2.5K Plunge Is Just the Latest Chapter in Crypto Bro Circus
Crypto bros and their 'final dips' – we've seen this dance before, folks! It's like watching a group of middle schoolers trying to convince each other […]
You Won’t Believe the Crazy Psychology Behind Why Your Next Big Crypto Get Rich Quick Scheme Will Totally Work This Time (Spoiler Alert: It Won’t)
The Lindy Effect: How Crypto's 'Trustless' Nature is a Trust-Builder?.
You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Betting Markets That Will Make You Rich (Or Broke) Before the Midterms
It's not a scam if you're getting rich off it... eventually.
Trump Just Got Officially Endorsed by the Cryptocurrency Gods: Billionaire Whale Bets $2M on His Re-Election (You Won’t Believe How High He’s Making You Go
Prediction markets: where desperate people go to validate their delusions about Trump's re-election (and make some quick cash in the process). A mysterious whale on Polymarket […]
You Won’t Believe the Insane Wagers Kalshi Is Making in Secret Before the Big Election Bet
Kalshi's got some 'bets' to make before November - and they're not just betting on Trump's hairline staying intact.
Crypto Regulators Are Freaking Out Over Polymarket’s Wild Bet on Trumps Re-Election – You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Slaughtered
Politicians and regulators are finally starting to get their act together when it comes to crypto, but only because they're worried about being skewered on live […]
You Won’t Believe What Your Grandma’s Old Computer Predicted Bitcoin Would Be Worth Under Trump vs Harris—The Utterly Ridiculous Results Are Shockingly Accurate!
The great Bitcoin prediction experiment: where do we go from here? The highly anticipated 2024 U.S. presidential election is finally here, with Donald Trump vying for […]
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Prediction Markets Blown Up 565% as These Clueless Billionaires Bet Big on Events They Have No Idea About
Prediction markets are the crypto bros' new favorite thing - a way to bet big on events they don't even understand and hope for the best […]
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