Fool Me Twice, Shame on You… Oh Wait, We’re Doing It Again! Meta Reboots AI Experiment That Clearly Works Out So Well Every Time!
Meta's AI Training: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
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Biggest Investment Scam of the Century Continues to Suck Money Out of People’s Pockets at Alarming Rate!
The never-ending saga of people throwing their money into the void that is cryptocurrency continues unabated.
Cryptocurrency Scams: Because Apparently We Need Someone Officially Telling Us Not to Give Our Money Away
Well, it's about time someone warned the gullible masses that cryptocurrency scams are a thing! A Washington State regulator has finally seen fit to issue a […]
Crypto: Because Being Used by Crooks Is Totally Normal in the Early Stages of Growth!
Yes, because nothing says 'early stages of growth' like being used by crooks, scammers, and gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick with their […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About America’s Wild West of Cryptocurrency – 5 Entire States Just Got Played by a Single Company!
Well isn't this just peachy? Five US States Settle With GSB Group Over Unregistered Crypto Sales... because who needs actual regulations, right?.
US Government Launches Desperate Rescue Mission: Binance Employee Trapped in Nigeria, Malaria Threat Looms!
It looks like Binance's favorite employee Tigran Gambaryan is in hot water... again. But this time it's not just about being a crypto bro who can't […]
UK Crypto Scammer Caught Red-Handed: FCA Finally Busts Unregistered ATM Operator Who Was Laundering Millions via Magic Money Machines
It's about time someone got charged for running an unregistered cryptocurrency scam in the UK! Olumide Osunkoya must have been thinking he was above the law […]
Crypto Bro Gets Sentenced to 3 Years in Prison and a Lifetime Supply of Regret
Yet another crypto bro gets what's coming to him! Lyell Champagne Jr., a Missouri resident with all the charm of a damp sock, has been sentenced […]
ChatGPT Suddenly Remembers Our Entire Existence, Probably Because It Has Been Upgraded Again
The Magic Show Continues: OpenAI's Latest Upgrade to ChatGPT.
Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]
Brazilian Justice Smashes Starlink and X: $3 Million Fine Pays Off, but Can They Survive the Shame?
Just when you thought Elon's Starlink and X were just a couple of overpriced space junk ventures with questionable business models, they get themselves into some […]
Feds Finally Admit They’re Clueless and Had No Idea What a Security Was All Along (Shocker)
As regulators struggle to grasp this whole 'cryptocurrency' thing, even they can't keep their own stories straight. The SEC has finally admitted that its classification of […]
ETH on Brink of Historic Collapse: Trader Sentiment at All-Time Low as Bro Market Continues to Hold Breath
It seems like the crypto bros are trying to will Ethereum into a parabolic rise, but let's be real, it's just not happening. They're waiting for […]
GET READY FOR THE MOST EXCITING REGULATORY OVERHAUL OF YOUR LIFE: Congress Introduces Bill That Will Definitely Not Ruin Your Cryptocurrency Dreams
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto pool... a new bill emerges from Congress, because what we really need is […]
BREAKING: You’re Finally Getting the Memo That Investing in Crypto Is a Wild Gamble!!!
BREAKING: SEC Warns Investors About Bitcoin and Ether ETF Risks, Calls Them Highly Speculative Investments - Because Duh!.
YOU WON’T BELIEVE How Brazilian Cops Just Rained on the $9.7 Billion Crypto Party and Exposed the DIRTIEST Money Laundering Scheme of ALL TIME!
} Operation Niflheim: because what's more fun than seeing crypto bros get busted? I mean, seriously, who needs inherent value or a legitimate use case when […]
Standard Chartered Abandons All Hope: Launches Bitcoin and Ethereum Custody in Desperate Bid to Save Customers From Themselves
On behalf of all the rational people on this planet who aren't completely bonkers about cryptocurrency, I'd like to say: 'Welcome back to reality' Standard Chartered […]
ALTCOINS: Prepare for Armageddon as ‘Substantial Bull Market’ Becomes Only Thing Standing Between You and Certain Financial Ruin — Analyst
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the crypto market... Along comes another analyst predicting doom and gloom for altcoins unless they […]
BREAKING: Nigerian Regulator Suddenly Discovers Existence of Unlicensed Crypto Entities, Threatens to Actually Do Something About It
} The Nigerian Securities and Exchange Commission is finally cracking down on unlicensed crypto entities because apparently it's been too busy hosting tea parties with them […]
Ethereum Plummets Into Abyss of Despair as Trump Assassination Attempt and Rate Cuts Conspire Against It: Is the End Nigh?!?
The eternal dance of FUD, rate cuts and attempted assassinations - it's a wonder Ether hasn't imploded into nothingness yet. The price tumbles 6% because... well, […]
North Carolina Declares Independence From Basic Economic Understanding, Becomes First State to Embracing Utter Financial Ignorance
} The thrill of watching gullible politicians try to outdo each other with their anti-crypto grandstanding never gets old! It's almost as if they think that […]
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