The SHOCKING Truth About Bitcoin That Will Make Your Head Spin Like a Top in a Hurricane
I must say, I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me why Bitcoin is worth anything other than its intrinsic value as a digital piece […]
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Texas Drug Lords Unmasked: How They Crashed Crypto Party by Laundering $50K Monthly in Virtual Cash to Fund Meth Addict Epidemic
When you think 'dark web', what's the first thing that comes to mind? A group of hackers selling stolen credit cards or a bunch of wannabe […]
Crypto Collapse: Brokers Left Holding Billions in Worthless Paper Assets as Market Burns to a Crisp
The crypto bros are at it again - desperately clinging onto their worthless paper assets as the rest of us watch from a safe distance. The […]
Crypto Cons Exposed: Feds Shut Down Multimillion-Dollar Ponzis That Ruined Countless Lives
Crypto bros, you're going down! Or should I say... more like ' Crypto cons'?.
Feds’ Smart Contract Screw-Up Exposed: They’re Not as Secure as You Think – Meet the Whistleblower Who Took Down the FBI With a Single Line of Code
Looks like someone's been caught red-handed (or should I say, red-screened?) trying to pull off some shady smart contract shenanigans! The FBI has allegedly gone and […]
Meme Lords of Wall Street Unleash Crypto Chaos: Your Money’s About to Get Meme’d Into Oblivion
The 'Meme- Inspired Crypto Hype Machine': How Memecoins are Making a Quick Buck (and Leaving Investors High and Dry).
Crypto Insiders Admit All Along They Have No Idea What Theyre Doing but Keep on Hiding It Behind Fancy Charts and Rebalancings
A week of unfulfilled promises: Crypto's latest 'rebalancing' act has left investors wondering if anyone really knows what they're doing.
Lego Gets Owned by the Dark Side of Internet – Someone Actually Thought You’d Fall for Their Fake Coin!
Lego's Website Hacked: Because What's a Toy Company Doing with Cryptocurrency?.
Cryptocurrency Platforms Accused of Defrauding Investors: A Shocking Revelation That Will Leave You Breathless and Wonder Why We Bother Even Reporting It Anymore, but Here Goes Anyway
Yet another pair of cryptocurrency platforms gets caught in the act - surprise! It seems these two Nasdaqkk.cc and Sequoia-Platform thought they could just waltz into […]
12 Bitcoin ETFs Somehow Manage to Suck in a Whopping 25 Million Despite Grayscale Losing 22 Million Because Who Needs Returns When You Can Just Gamble on Numbers
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing money at their precious ETFs continues! Despite Grayscale's GBTC and ETHE losing a combined $22 million on Friday (ouch, […]
You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pavel Durov After He Was Detained by French Authorities… His Baby Paid the Price!
Pavel Durov, the Telegram co-founder who's probably too busy counting his Bitcoin earnings to notice, recently had a miscarriage due to stress caused by his arrest […]
Crybaby Cryptos Lose Their Minds: $147 Million Pours Out After Epic Binge of Hype
**Crypto Bros' Party Ends: Inflow Streak Snapped as Investors Flee**.
Crypto Genius Behind $Millions Ponzi Scheme Gets Decade-Long Vacation in Prison!
The never-ending parade of crypto crooks continues! It seems like every week we get a new story about some 'visionary' who's been scamming innocent people out […]
Tencent About to Get Hacked Again as They Set Their Sights on Buying Out Another Company That Will Totally Be Owned by Crypto Nerds in No Time!
Tencent's latest move: buying up another company that will inevitably get hacked by crypto-loving script kiddies.
Crypto-Hungry Trinity Ransomware: Because You Clearly Haven’t Learned Your Lesson About Using Bitcoin Yet
Crypto is a never-ending gravy train for scammers, thieves, and hackers. Trinity ransomware is just the latest example of how cryptocurrency can be used to extort […]
BREAKING: Japan’s Metaplanet Wastes $7 Million on Voodoo Currency, Somehow Makes Money Off Gullible Investors!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Tokyo stock market, along comes Metaplanet with another Bitcoin purchase that's about as exciting […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY JUST STOLEN FROM OHIO RESIDENTS! (Hint: It’s 200k and It’s All Thanks to the Magic of Cryptocurrency… Said No One Ever)
The never-ending saga of crypto scams and thefts continues unabated! It's like a bad penny always turning up in your wallet - except this time it's […]
Vitalik Buterin Just Donated a WHOPPING $250,000 TO PROTECT HIS FRIEND’S GET-RICH-SCHEME FROM BEING EXPOSED!
The Crypto Community's Favorite Charity Case: A Scam in Disguise?.
US Jobs Report Confirms What We Already Knew: Cryptocurrency Enthusiasts Will Believe Anything
The eternal optimism of cryptocurrency enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. 'Uptober' this and 'risk-positive environment' that - it's like they're trying out for a role […]
AXELAR’S NEW INTEROPERABILITY STACK IS LIVE: Because the World Really Needed Another Way for Cryptocurrencies to Confuse Each Other
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency continues, with protocols racing for interoperability solutions like they're trying out for a spot in some sort of tech-themed Olympic event. […]
Lego Gets Hacked, Finally Removes Scam Links From Homepage… About Time!
LEGO's Crypto SNAFU: Because Who Needs Their Toys to Work Properly Anyway?.
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