Radical Cuts Ahead! ‘DeFi Darling’ Dumps 1 in 7 Employees Like Yesterday’s Trash Because, You Know, Refocusing Is Code for We Ran Out of Money
Radix's latest round of layoffs is just another nail in the coffin of this DeFi dumpster fire.
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Mbappé’s Hacked Account Spreads Crypto Scam Like the Gift That Keeps on Giving… Millions Lost (Again)
The never-ending saga of crypto scams continues! It's like a bad penny that just keeps turning up - or in this case, a hacked celebrity account […]
WE’RE ON THE VERGE OF a MASSIVE ETH PRICE EXPLOSION… Said No One Ever: Ethereum’s 36% DApp Volume Surge Is Just the Beginning of NOTHING
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. They're still convinced that Ethereum's 36% increase in DApp volumes will magically translate into a […]
Bitcoin Mining Genius Discovers Way to Sell Air
So another genius in the crypto space has come up with a new way for miners to sell their future hashrate - because what's more valuable […]
Crypto CEO’s Bloody Day in Court: Where Virtual Wealth Meets Real-World Knife Fights!
} The world of cryptocurrency: where virtual riches are matched only by real-life danger! Who needs a Ponzi scheme when you can have a CEO-stabbing in […]
Nvidia’s Insane Bet on A.I.-Powered Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Has Apple Dropping $10 Billion to Join in – Because Who Doesn’t Want to Invest in the Future of Confusion?
The Great Crypto Convergence: When AI and Fintech Collide...and Make No Sense.
$8 Billion Dollar Ponzi Scheme Now Accepting Payments on Even More Blockchains!
Tokenized Treasuries: Because Who Needs Real Money When You Can Have Fake Crypto?.
TON Implodes AGAIN in Breathtaking Display of Blockchain Brilliance
The never-ending saga of The Open Network (TON) and its DOGS-related outages continues, because what's a blockchain without some good old-fashioned instability? It seems like just […]
‘BEHOLD! THE CRYPTO WILD WEST IS COMING FOR YOU NEXT!’ CEO Gets STABBED IN COURT, but Don’t Worry Folks, Your Life Savings Are Still Safe… Maybe
The Wild West of Crypto: Where CEOs Get Stabbed and Investors Lose Their Shirt.
Crypto Bro Apocalypse: Oasys and Japanese Banking Giant Join Forces to Turn Your Life Savings Into Digital Ash
The never-ending parade of crypto bros trying to make it big in Japan continues! Oasys, a blockchain platform for Web3 gaming (read: another way for people […]
Economist Drops Bombshell: You’re Probably a Psycho for Investing in Cryptocurrency
title: Crypto Owners Are Psychopaths (But We Already Knew That).
HILBERT CAPITAL AND XAPO BANK UNITE TO LAUNCH BITCOIN HEDGE FUND: Because Your Life Savings Are Clearly a Good Place for Them to Test Their Wild Guesses!
They're at it again - Hilbert Capital and Xapo Bank have joined forces to launch a Bitcoin hedge fund because what could possibly go wrong? A […]
Bitcoin’s Epic Collapse Guaranteed in 2024… Just Trust Us!
} The eternal optimist's guide to bitcoin: where we take historical trends that say it will tank, but somehow convince ourselves it'll buck the odds and […]
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Reason Why Another Day, Another Dollar (Not) Transacted on the Open Network’s Super-Stable Blockchain
The Open Network: Because Nothing Says 'Stability' Like a Cryptocurrency That Can't Even Handle Memecoins.
TON CRASH: Is Pavel Durov’s Arrest the End of Telegram Crypto or Just a Minor Speed Bump on Road to Riches (Probably Not)
Just when you thought Telegram was all about sending risqué memes and dodgy cat pictures, along comes Toncoin's CEO Pavel Durov getting arrested for data privacy […]
Russia About to Prove That Their Entire Economy Was Just One Big Bitcoin Bet
Russia's Desperate Attempt at Crypto: A Scam in Search of a Solution.
Martin Shkreli Loses Battle for Exclusive Ownership of Wu-Tang Album He Thought Made Him the Coolest Guy in Town, Must Now Share With Everyone Else Because Who Doesn’t Want to Own Part of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin?
The infamous Martin Shkreli, also known as 'Pharma Bro', is at it again - this time being forced by a judge to hand over his digital […]
TON Community Stands Strong Behind Durov: Because Who Needs Actual Answers When You Have Fancy Press Releases?
The TON community's rallying cry for Pavel Durov is about as convincing as a Ponzi scheme's promise of guaranteed returns - it sounds great until you […]
RUMBLE’S GREATEST ESCAPE EVER! Chris Pavlovski Makes a Break for It After Witnessing the Utter Chaos That Ensues When You Actually Enforce Your Community Standards
The great escape: Rumble's Chris Pavlovski flees Europe in high dudgeon after Telegram CEO Pavel Durov is arrested for allegedly failing to moderate child abuse content […]
Crypto Companies’ Favorite Hobby: Getting Hacked Again
Discord servers being hacked and exploited by crypto scammers - what's new? It seems like the most popular way for these numbskulls to make a quick […]
Telegram Founder Pavel Durov Detained, Because You Know What They Say About Free Speech
Just when you thought it was safe to go back online... Pavel Durov's detention has got everyone buzzing like a crypto bro at a Bitcoin conference […]
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