FTC Warns: Bitcoin ATMs are Scams Waiting to Happen - Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
So Qatar wants in on the crypto party too? Who wouldn't want to be associated with a bunch of get-rich-quick schemes and energy-hungry nonsense?.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... or rather, invest your life savings in cryptocurrency.
El Salvador's $31 million profit from their ill-fated decision to adopt Bitcoin as legal tender is the perfect example of how gullible governments can get taken […]
The Cryptocurrency Rollercoaster Rides Again - Or Does It?.
Crypto's Dirty Little Secret: When Banks Get Caught Out.
You'd think that after all these years of warning people about cryptocurrency, we wouldn't still see so many gullible idiots falling for scams like this one […]
The crypto bros strike again! This time it's friend.tech, a social media platform that thought they could just magic up some value where none existed (sound […]
Ripple's Chris Larsen Signs Letter Endorsing Kamala Harris for President - Because Who Needs Actual Substance When You Can Just Sign a Fancy Piece of Paper?.
}The great NFT segregation of 2024: because what's a little bit of censorship when you're trying to make money off gullible idiots? Magic Eden is at […]
Because what we really need is more decentralized nonsense, especially when it comes to artificial superintelligence. I mean who doesn't want a bunch of rogue AI […]
It's time to talk about Ethereum and its laughable attempts at breaking new all-time highs in 2024. Because, of course, it has a slim chance of […]
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of speculation and hype. We've got Bitcoin (BTC) breaking down below key support levels, but somehow still managing to […]
You know what's wild? People still waste their time reading about cryptocurrency prices, thinking they'll somehow magically become rich overnight. Meanwhile, the bears are just sitting […]
There's a new high in crypto 'excitement' - not that it matters.
The never-ending saga of Ether's woes continues! It seems like VanEck is trying to tell us that Ethereum's poor price performance can be attributed to a […]
There's nothing like watching a cryptocurrency enthusiast get burned to make my day complete.
It looks like we've got another bunch of useless predictions from those overhyped chatbots that think they're smarter than humans. Newsflash: AI is still just as […]
Just when you thought crypto was dead and buried (again), Helium's native token HNT manages to defy market trends with a whopping 21% surge in value […]
The UN is at it again, sticking its nose into the business of billionaires who think they're above the law. Pavel Durov's arrest has raised some […]
The Crypto Bro's Worst Nightmare: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs hemorrhage a combined $74 million in outflows!.
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