The never-ending quest for speed in blockchain land has led to yet another 'record-breaking' achievement by Sonic Blockchain - a whopping 720ms finality time on its […]
Singapore's Central Bank Approves Another Crypto Exchange - Because Who Needs Regulation?.
With all due respect to Sam Ikkurty's impressive collection of Ponzi scheme entities (Jafia LLC, Ikkurty Capital LLC, Rose City Income Fund I LP...), it seems […]
MEV Bot: Where Luck Goes To Die A $12 million flash loan taken out by an MEV bot only yielded a paltry $20 in profit. Because […]
Just when you thought Arthur Hayes had finally gone full retard by shorting Bitcoin and predicting a correction below $50k... he closes his position because, of […]
} The Swiss are finally getting into cryptocurrency - because what could possibly go wrong? Not like they're already a hotbed of dodgy banking practices or […]
Crypto scams: where gullible idiots meet get-rich-quick schemes.
Just when I thought the world of cryptocurrency couldn't get any more ridiculous, we have a CEO who's been held at gunpoint by thieves specifically targeting […]
When it comes to cryptocurrency, you can bet your last peso on one thing: some idiot will try to use it to launder money. And by […]
Steven Nerayoff's Lawsuit Against Covington & Burling - A Crypto Drama Unfolds.
You know who else thinks they're a genius when it comes to reforming governments? The Crypto Bro's favorite libertarian hero - Elon Musk. That's right, folks! […]
}The never-ending saga of India's cryptocurrency conundrum continues! It seems like the country can't make up its mind about whether to love or hate crypto. One […]
The Great Crypto Exodus: Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Drain the Swamp (of Your Money).
So FTX thinks it can just magically make its crypto assets into legitimate securities and get away with paying off creditors? Please, folks, this is like […]
Russia's Central Bank: Because Who Needs Inflation When You Can Just Print More Rubles?.
The never-ending saga of crypto's Wild West continues as Coinbase's chief legal officer Paul Grewal throws shade at the SEC for being too vague in its […]
The Brazilian saga continues: where will it all end? The eternal quest of social media platforms to balance free speech with local regulations has taken a […]
As we all know, there's nothing quite like a good ol' fashioned cash grab. And what better way for Roblox to rake in some extra dough […]
title = 'Coinbase's AI-to-AI Crypto Transaction: Because What We Really Need is More Cryptocurrency' } {The latest development in the world of cryptocurrency has left me […]
It looks like the crypto bros' favorite messaging app is in trouble again! Pavel Durov's Telegram has been accused of facilitating deepfakes, because what could possibly […]
The eternal optimist's guide to throwing money down a rathole: US companies forecast to buy $10.3B in Bitcoin over next 18 months — Report. Because what […]
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