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An illustration of a giant pump with an overflowing bucket at the top spilling coins into it from above while below in the background many broken bank vaults are shown. The scene is set against a dark blue sky filled with stars as if night time, but there's also a bright moon shining down on everything giving off a sense of irony and contrast to what's happening. A few scattered tokens can be seen floating away from the pump into space while others fall back towards it in an endless cycle.

Pump.fun Single-Handedly Keeps Crypto Alive While Simultaneously Bankrupting All Its Users

The world's most popular pump-and-dump scheme has done it again! In a feat worthy of the great crypto bros' collective genius (read: utter idiocy), Pump.fun has […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a rocket blasting off into the sky with flames and smoke behind it; in front of the rocket is an increasing line graph representing growth; at the top right corner there are several small blocks stacked together forming a tower that gets higher as you move up. The background has subtle layer-2 blockchain network patterns, while the foreground shows faint outlines of memecoins floating around the rocket and growing larger with each passing second. In contrast to the chaotic scene in front of it, the rocket itself is sleek and streamlined;

Crypto News

Ethereum Succeeds in Doing Exactly What It Was Designed to Do Again Today

Another day another record broken in the never-ending parade of absurdity that is cryptocurrency! You'd think people would be getting tired of these "records" but hey, […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a university campus scene at night: students walking towards the cafeteria; some are holding cups or bags from copy shops while others look up at digital screens displaying cryptocurrency exchange rates. A large screen in front displays Ckbtc and Bitcoin prices side by side, showing an upward trend. In the background, two figures representing Ditobanx and ICP Hub Mexico stand together with outstretched arms as if welcoming students to use cryptocurrencies for payments. The campus is illuminated by a warm glow of digital screens and neon lights reflecting off wet pavement.

Crypto News

Ditobanx and ICP Hub Mexico Launch Initiative to Turn University Students Into Cryptocurrency Guinea Pigs for Profit

The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to brainwash Mexican university students into thinking that cryptocurrency has value by giving them $5 […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon grandma sits at a computer desk surrounded by shopping bags from online stores; her eyes fixed on the screen as she clicks away. In front of her is an open laptop displaying Telegram's Hamster Kombat game window filled with cute hamsters running and playing, while in another tab cryptocurrency prices are shown fluctuating rapidly. A smartphone lies next to a cup of coffee, its display showing various online shopping apps; grandma holds the phone as she scrolls through them.

Crypto News

Russians Overwhelmingly Aware of Cryptocurrency Because They’ve Seen It in Their Grandma’s Online Shopping Cart

Cryptocurrency is all over Russia like a bad rash - everyone's heard of it but nobody actually knows what they're doing. Meanwhile Hamster Kombat is stuck […]

Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of an old man with a briefcase and walking stick standing at the edge of a cliff overlooking a valley filled with people holding coins in celebration below him; he is looking down relieved while his face shows signs of weariness. In the background there are clouds shaped like bitcoin symbols, some rising up to join them as others fade away into nothingness. The old man's clothes and briefcase have hints of Japanese culture incorporated into their design. A faint image of a clock ticking can be seen in one corner with its hands moving slowly towards 10 o'clock.

Altcoins

Mt Gox Creditors Left Hanging as Kraken Suddenly Realizes They’re Not Actually Gods

Well well well! Look at this mess of Mt.Gox coins finally getting distributed after almost 10 years and you know what? Nobody cares anymore because we […]

Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a roulette wheel with 38 numbered slots, some filled in as winning numbers, while others are empty or marked "Rugpull" and "Dead". A small figure stands at the edge of the table, looking dejectedly into an abyss labeled "$100 Bet", surrounded by coins that have sunk beneath its surface. In contrast to this scene is a second roulette wheel with 833 slots, only one filled in as a winning number, while others are marked "Failed" and "Graduated".

Altcoins

Memecoin Roulette: You’re More Likely to Win at a Real Casino Than Actually Finding One That Doesn’t Tank Your $100 Bet

Cryptocurrency’s biggest scam is now being touted as an investment opportunity, with platforms like Pump.fun promising users they can find hidden gems among the endless stream […]

Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

Bitcoin

Cryptocurrencies Still Not Worth the Effort to Understand Their Prices

Cryptocurrency is still trying to get its act together after a series of failed attempts at legitimacy. It's like watching a group of monkeys try to […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a wanted poster with the image of two outlaws on horseback riding away into the sunset towards mountains covered in snow; one outlaw is holding a bag full of gold coins while the other holds up a tablet displaying cryptocurrency symbols. The background features an old-fashioned clock tower, its face shattered and broken. In the foreground, there are scattered papers with numbers and codes written all over them. A faint image of Utah's landscape can be seen in the distance behind the outlaws as they ride off into the mountains.

Crypto News

Utah Residents Caught Running Wild West Crypto Outlaw Operation: No License Required

Well well well! Look who's trying to get rich quick with their unlicensed crypto business - two Utah residents are facing the music after being indicted […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of two presidential candidates standing on either side of a large, open door with a sign that reads 'Solana ETFs'. One candidate is holding an American flag and wearing a suit while the other wears a red hat. The background features a calendar counting down to mid-March 2025. A clock in the top right corner shows November as the most important date. In one hand, the suited figure holds a veto stamp with 'Biden' written on it; his other hand is raised in defeat.

Altcoins

Solanas Last Stand: Analyst Still Holding Breath as Entire World Waits With Bated Breath for the Inevitable Collapse of Your ETF

The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of an empty stadium at night, lit only by faint lights in the distance and smoke rising from burning seats; a lone figure stands on top of one of the bleachers looking out over the desolate landscape with arms raised in despair as flames engulf the surrounding area below. In the foreground, shattered glass and broken debris scatter across the ground amidst scattered sports equipment like abandoned soccer balls and torn jerseys.

Altcoins

Crypto.com Signs Pact of Desperation With UEFA – We Predict 100% Rate of Catastrophic Failures and Ruined Sporting Dreams

The perfect marriage - cryptocurrency and football! Who wouldn't want their beloved sport sullied by shady financial dealings? Crypto.com has somehow managed to convince UEFA that […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

Altcoins

US Bitcoin ETFs Still Not Worthless Despite Continuing Existence

The crypto bros are at it again! They're celebrating their precious Bitcoin ETFs making gains for the ninth day in a row because apparently that's something […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a man in prison attire sitting alone in his cell with bars around him looking worried as he holds onto an empty wheelchair, outside his window there's a doctor standing holding a clipboard but not entering while behind them the judge sits at their desk writing. In the background is a hospital building and on top of it are two clocks showing different times one stopped at 24 hours and another moving forward in time with people running around frantically below.

Altcoins

Binance Exec Locked Up Forever Because Nigerian Prison Doctor Refuses to Cure Him for Free

Here we go again with another thrilling tale of cryptocurrency woes! Binance's Tigran Gamabaryan got himself locked up in a Nigerian prison, because what could possibly […]

Linda Williams August 15, 2024

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