The TON trainwreck continues to chug along, leaving a trail of broken dreams and DOGS-themed merchandise in its wake. It seems that all it takes is […]
The never-ending saga of crypto scams continues! It's like a bad penny that just keeps turning up - or in this case, a hacked celebrity account […]
The Shiba Inu memecoin is at it again, folks! Because what every community needs is more bureaucracy and pointless voting councils. The team behind this dumpster […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus: A Never-Ending Parade of Absurdity.
Crypto Exchange Gate.io Secures Sponsorship Deal With Italian Soccer Giant Inter Milan - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
Well well well, look who's at it again with their get-rich-quick schemes! Another Tron-based memecoin that nobody needs or wants has managed to make some poor […]
The cryptocurrency world is at it again with a new scheme that's sure to make you laugh - or cry, depending on how much money you've […]
It's music to my ears when I hear about another gullible idiot jumping onto the crypto bandwagon with their new memecoin deployer flipping some other Solana-based […]
FTX: because who needs to be solvent when you can declare bankruptcy and still get people to vote with their wallets? I mean, it's not like […]
Oh please, like we didn't see this coming! Another day another dollar (or in this case $700K) lost due to some script kiddie hacking into a […]
The reason we're talking about Binance's compliance team is because they've been sued by three crypto investors who claim their assets were stolen due to lack […]
Solana ETPs see a whopping $39 million outflow - Is this finally the top for SOL? It's about bloody time! The crypto market was bound to […]
The world of crypto is one big rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. And when I say down, I mean it literally - because who […]
The Solana-based Memecoin madness is finally starting to die down as volumes plummet by 80% in the last two weeks! It's been a wild ride, but […]
August has been quite a month for Tether's minting machine - it seems like every week they're churning out another billion USDT tokens on some obscure […]
It's not like we haven't seen it before - another cryptocurrency bro gets his Twitter (X) account hijacked and used for some dodgy pump-and-dump scheme. This […]
The incompetence never ceases to amaze me! It's like these folks are begging to be robbed blind by hackers and scammers. A COO getting their account […]
The never-ending saga of Dogwifhat's spectacular implosion! Who needs a functioning economy or actual value when you can just create a bunch of numbers on a […]
The great exodus continues! Another crypto bro flees the sinking ship of NFTs for the slightly less doomed waters of Silicon Valley. Jeff Nicholas, former creative […]
The thrill of watching a bunch of rich guys bet their money on digital tokens with no intrinsic value never gets old! It's like watching a […]
Let me tell you about Toncoin's latest "breakout" - because what every cryptocurrency needs is another arbitrary technical pattern being touted by some self-proclaimed genius who […]
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