Just when you thought Suze Orman was a financial advisor who actually knew what they were talking about...she goes out there and recommends Bitcoin to her […]
Tauruses and Chainlinks: A Match Made In Heaven (Of Gullible Idiots).
Just when you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more ridiculous, along comes Adam Iza, the CEO of Zort, who's been arrested on allegations that he paid […]
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency companies trying to convince gullible people that their products are worth something continues, as MHC Digital Group and Circle team up […]
Just when you thought the Ohio State Senate had better things to do, Senator Niraj Antani comes along and decides to push a bill that's about […]
Well, it looks like someone's finally getting out from under all those pesky cryptocurrency lawsuits! Gurbir S. Grewal, Director of the SEC's Division of Enforcement, is […]
}The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's finest: where the only thing more impressive than their alleged schemes is their ability to get sued for them. This time, […]
The thrill-a-minute world of cryptocurrency ETFs! Where billions are made and lost with a single trade. I mean, who needs actual value or returns when you […]
Binance Secures Regulatory License in Kazakhstan: Because One Scam Isn't Enough for Central Asia... Yet.
The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money into cryptocurrency continues unabated.
The never-ending saga of 'this is the moment' for cryptocurrency adoption continues, with investment managers convinced that options on spot Bitcoin will finally bring in the […]
Upbit's AWS switch: Because what every cryptocurrency exchange needs is a good dose of US government snooping.
There's no surprise here: Bitcoin is still being held by people who have more sense than the average crypto bro - namely exchanges and institutions. The […]
Crypto scams continue to rake it in - literally! It's a wonder these crooks can keep coming up with new and creative ways to part investors […]
The never-ending saga of one scammer acquiring another's assets continues! It seems like just yesterday I was making fun of Coinbase for setting up shop in […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your money into a Ponzi scheme with better marketing.
The never-ending saga of crypto bros trying to scam their way into relevance continues with the latest funding round for Celestia Foundation's modular data availability layer […]
ETFs: Because Who Needs Actual Value When You Can Have Inflated Numbers?.
Bhutan's Bitcoin Bonanza: A Scam for the Ages?.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the digital asset market, Deus X Capital unleashes another brainchild onto an unsuspecting public: Solstice […]
Just when you thought cryptocurrency was a dying fad for gullible idiots who want to get rich quick...along comes Ben Caselin from VALR touting the wonders […]
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