You Won’t Believe the Apocalyptic Levels of Investment Stupidity Reaching New Heights as 52% of Latest Etfs Are Bitcoin-Related Abominations
The Never-Ending Saga of Gullible Idiots Investing in Bitcoin ETFs.
Institutional Investors
Investors Who Should Know Better Are Still Betting Big on Bitcoin – And You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
Institutional Investors Predict Surge in Digital Asset Fund Launches... Yay! More Idiots Will Lose Their Money!.
BREAKING: Japan’s Metaplanet Wastes $7 Million on Voodoo Currency, Somehow Makes Money Off Gullible Investors!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Tokyo stock market, along comes Metaplanet with another Bitcoin purchase that's about as exciting […]
GOLDMAN SACHS TURNS ON BITCOIN LIKE IT WAS a FAKE BOYFRIEND: Raises Gold Forecast to $2,900 by 2025 While Crypto Continues Its Epic Crash!
How nice of Goldman Sachs to change its tune on gold just when everyone's attention is elsewhere - namely, cryptocurrency, which continues to tank in value […]
IMF Tells El Salvador to Stop Being a Bitcoin Enthusiast and Act Like an Adult for Once
The IMF is still trying to tell El Salvador that adopting Bitcoin as legal tender was a bad idea, but it seems like they're speaking into […]
BINANCE ON BRINK OF TOTAL COLLAPSE: Trading Volumes Plummet, Market Share Crashes Back to 2020 Levels – Is This the End of Crypto’s Favorite Son?!
There's nothing quite like watching crypto bros scramble when their precious Binance starts hemorrhaging trading volume. It seems that September was a particularly brutal month for […]
BREAKING: US Bitcoin ETFs Just Became Richer Than Your Entire Family’s Life Savings Combined… And They’re Still Not Buying Anything
It's official: Bitcoin ETFs are now richer than most of you will ever be. With over $60 billion worth of BTC at their disposal, these funds […]
Binance Founder CZ Released From US Custody After Sparing His Billionaire Lifestyle a Whopping 4 Months of Discomfort
So CZ is outta the joint after serving his four-month sentence for being a reckless crypto bro who let terrorists launder money through Binance. I'm sure […]
$24 BILLION DOWN THE BITCOIN RABBIT HOLE! You Won’t Believe Who Just Bet the Farm on Crypto and Lost Their Minds Forever!
Blackrock's Bitcoin Bonanza: A Scam for Suckers or a Smart Investment?.
Crypto Bros Brawl: Coinbase Demands Secret Docs in Desperate Bid to Avoid SEC Smackdown… Because That’s Not a Recipe for Disaster at All!
Don't look now, but it seems the crypto bros are at each other's throats. This time around, Coinbase is trying to strong-arm the Commodity Futures Trading […]
$365 Million Dumps Cash Into Fantasy Currency, Experts Stunned by Lack of Common Sense
The Great Crypto Frenzy Continues: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Fake Money?.
BREAKING: Experts Warn That Bitcoin Is a Pyramid Scheme and You’re Going to Lose All Your Money… Again
The Crypto Market: Where Gullible Idiots Get Burned (Literally).
BREAKING: Banky McBankface Thinks People Will Actually Trust Them to Store Their Crypto Now
The emperor's new clothes: BNY Mellon thinks it can make a profit off of crypto, but will anyone actually show up?.
You Won’t Believe the Absolute Pandemonium as Investors Flood Into Bitcoin and Ethereum Etfs With Half a Billion Dollars – Is This Financial Madness or Genius?
The great unwashed masses continue to throw their money at Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs like they're trying out for some sort of bizarre, financial version of […]
BREAKING: New Study Reveals Shocking Truth – 49% of America’s Most Intelligent People Are Actually Just Basic Bro Who Loves Bitcoin
The Great Crypto Con: A Study in Folly.
TeraWulf: Because Who Needs Profit When You Can Lose 92 Million Dollars and Still Keep Chugging Along!
The world's greatest investment opportunity, or so I'm told by the crypto bros at TeraWulf! They've just sold their stake in a 200 megawatt Bitcoin mine […]
Crypto Brots Go Berserk as Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Suck in $148 MILLION Like Moths to a Flame, Because Who Needs Savings or Investing Strategy When You Can Just Throw Money at Some Code?
Crypto bros can't get enough of their precious ETFs! It's like they're trying to out-idiom the idiotic idea that throwing money at a bunch of numbers […]
Is Your Business Account About to Get Hacked Into Oblivion?
title: 'Paypal Rolls Out Crypto Features for Business Accounts' - A Recipe For Disaster?.
Blackrock Crypto Guru Proclaims Bitcoin the Safest Investment Ever Made by a Person Clearly Insane
Just when you thought no one was dumber than crypto bros, along comes the Head of Crypto at Blackrock spouting off about how Bitcoin is a […]
Ethereum’s Magic Powers Cause Spot Bitcoin ETFs to Mysteriously Lose $91,760,000 While It Does Fine and Dandy Because Reasons
The never-ending saga of spot ETFs losing their shirts while Ethereum somehow manages not to completely tank is a true marvel of the crypto universe.
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