$74 MILLION MATH PROBLEM: Why These ‘Investors’ Thought They Could Handle the Math Behind Cryptocurrency, but Clearly Can’t!
The Crypto Bro's Worst Nightmare: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs hemorrhage a combined $74 million in outflows!.
The Crypto Bro's Worst Nightmare: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs hemorrhage a combined $74 million in outflows!.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Corporate Bitcoin Adoption Surges in 2024: because what could possibly go wrong? River's […]
The tokenized Treasury bond bubble continues to inflate like a poorly secured Bitcoin ATM at a crypto conference for gullible idiots. Blackrock and Franklin Templeton's funds […]
The Crypto Bro's Clubhouse: Where Money Goes to Die (Literally).
Billionaires and their money-laundering schemes: it's a match made in heaven! Or should I say, on some obscure cryptocurrency forum where only the most gullible souls […]
The great crypto crash continues! It seems like no one wants to hold onto their worthless Bitcoin ETFs anymore, with a whopping $71.73 million flowing out […]
The Crypto Bubble Pops: BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF Sees Second-Ever Outflow of $13.5M.
The Great Crypto Convergence: When AI and Fintech Collide...and Make No Sense.
They're at it again - Hilbert Capital and Xapo Bank have joined forces to launch a Bitcoin hedge fund because what could possibly go wrong? A […]
Just when I thought the crypto market had hit rock bottom (which is probably still true), along comes TeraWulf with its latest attempt to convince us […]
Well, it looks like someone's finally figured out that cryptocurrency is a bad idea - even for those gullible idiots who want to get rich quick! […]
They're at it again! Another company, Semler Scientific, is throwing its cash into the void of cryptocurrency in an attempt to get rich quick. Because what […]
The never-ending saga of gullible investors throwing their money at a glorified Ponzi scheme continues. As US money market funds reach new heights of $6.2T, the […]
Crypto investors: still as gullible and susceptible to get-rich-quick schemes as ever. Who needs a functioning economy when you can just bet your life savings on […]
The Great Consolidation Con: Where's the Beef?.
Not another cryptocurrency 'innovation' to line Tim Draper's pockets. Because what we really need is more ways for people to waste their money on imaginary numbers […]
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of speculation and hype, with prices bouncing around like a rubber ball on a pogo stick. The so-called 'analysts' […]
Not another one bites the dust! It seems like every other week we're reading about some cryptocurrency exchange getting fined by a regulatory body for its […]
Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water... another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at Bitcoin ETFs […]
Franklin Templeton: Because Who Needs Traditional Finance When You Can Just Tokenize Everything?.
The never-ending saga of Bitcoin's existential crisis continues to unfold like a bad soap opera. It seems that even the most die-hard fans can't escape the […]