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A futuristic cityscape at sunset with a giant digital display showing rows of dollar bills and Treasury notes being replaced by tokens. A sleek spaceship-like vessel is docked on the side, emitting a bright light that shines onto the screen.

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You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Way Rich People in Dubai Are Using Your Retirement Funds (Literally)

I mean, what's next? Tokenizing your aunt Mildred's 401k?.

Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

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Coinstar Just Launched a Cryptocurrency-Money Laundering Machine That Will Ruin Your Life

The Devil's in the Details: Unpacking Coinstar's Latest Crypto Cash-Grab.

Linda Williams November 2, 2024

A illustration depicting an Indonesian teenager sitting at their desk surrounded by cryptocurrency trading apps and laptops with worried expressions on the faces of older family members looking over their shoulders from behind a door, symbolizing the pressure to adult.

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Indonesian Teenagers Are So Desperate for Adulting Theyre Willingly Screwing Over Their Futures With Crypto Get Ready to Roll Your Eyes

You know what's wild? Young people are throwing their money at Bitcoin like it's going out of style... and they're probably still living with mom.

Kevin Nelson October 31, 2024

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