Oh boy, it's time for another installment of "Crypto Bros Get Caught!" I mean seriously folks, do you really think stealing $300k worth of bitcoin is […]
Russian crypto miners are finally getting their act together - or at least trying to. A new bill regulating the industry has been approved by the […]
Riot Platforms has bought more shares from Bitfarms because it's going bankrupt or something - that’s the only reason any company buys another one out in […]
The crypto bros can't even keep their own house clean from scammers and now we have one running it like his personal piggybank! And what's next? […]
The eternal question: can a cryptocurrency go up? In this case, it's not just about whether Solana (SOL) will rise, but if it'll even get out […]
The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money at crypto scams continues unabated! Who would have thought that a "supermarket used as a facade for […]
Unicoin exec explains why projects fail — Blockchain Futurist Conference. Because we all need another doomsday prediction from some crypto bro who thinks he’s the next […]
Another day, another set of altcoins that are somehow managing to outperform Bitcoin in their never-ending quest for relevance and value. SUI (Sui) has been on […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're promoting celebrity memecoins like there's no tomorrow (and honestly, who knows if there will be one […]
The world's most popular pump-and-dump scheme has done it again! In a feat worthy of the great crypto bros' collective genius (read: utter idiocy), Pump.fun has […]
Here's a summary that will make you laugh: The CFTC Chairman is finally catching on - Bitcoin and Ether are commodities, just like everyone else has […]
The great Japanese stock market rout of '24, where millions lost their shirt and everyone else cried themselves to sleep at night. It's like a bad […]
The crypto bros will be thrilled to know their participation in online forums actually has an impact on something other than just proving how gullible they […]
The thrill of cryptocurrency is back! This time around we have "restaking" - because what could possibly go wrong with taking already-staked Ethereum and using it […]
Another day another record broken in the never-ending parade of absurdity that is cryptocurrency! You'd think people would be getting tired of these "records" but hey, […]
Well well well! Another genius crypto bro gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar... or rather, another stupid home invasion scheme aimed at stealing […]
And so we're back at it again with another thrilling episode of "Will The Fed Cut Rates?" - because what's more exciting than watching grown adults […]
And so it continues: Binance US – a crypto exchange that somehow manages to be worse than its already dodgy parent company - is having its […]
Australians are not getting richer off this stuff; they're just throwing good money after bad. The crypto bros will be ecstatic about this ruling but it […]
It looks like the crypto bros are finally getting their comeuppance! Two men have been sentenced for manipulating cryptocurrency prices, marking the first instance where a […]
The eternal quest for Russian lawmakers to regulate something they clearly don’t understand – this time it’s cryptocurrency mining! Who needs clear rules when you can […]
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