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An illustration of a large empty pot with cracks on its surface from which money is pouring out into the hands of several people in different locations around the world. In one corner, two figures are shown holding briefcases full of cash while smiling at each other; another figure stands alone looking worried and clutching their head. A globe below shows various countries marked but most areas appear darkened as if drained by a void. The background is filled with swirling clouds that resemble smoke or mist. In the foreground, several coins are scattered on the ground near an open book lying f

Novatech Founders Accidentally Create Functional Economy Through Unintended Consequences Of Their Fraudulent Activities

Oh boy, it’s happening again! Another crypto scam bites the dust. I mean, who needs inherent value when you can just promise people profits from day […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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Bitcoin

Tigran Gambaryans Health Worsens Into Perfectly Predictable Outcome As Nigerian Government Finally Gets Around To Not Scamming Him

Nigeria's authorities have finally found someone they can't scam with their ridiculous tax charges. Tigran Gambaryan is just another victim in Nigeria's never-ending crusade against cryptocurrency, […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration of a giant robot with its arms and legs broken down into pieces on the ground, surrounded by scattered gears and wires; nearby is an empty chair where once stood one of the 'Magnificent Seven' tech giants logos now shattered to pieces in the background are other company's logos still standing but fading away. The overall atmosphere conveys a sense of decline and loss of momentum with broken machinery elements symbolizing disappointment among investors, while also hinting at potential consequences for Bitcoin prices due to another possible downturn in these prominent stocks.

Bitcoin

Tech Giants Imploding Underweight From Years Of Eating Too Much Kool Aid

The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn't see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Miners Suddenly Realize They’Ve Been Living In A Fantasy World Where Their Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Actually Works

Oh boy, it's finally happening! Bitcoin miners are starting to feel the pinch as their daily revenues plummeted to a new yearly low of $2.54 million […]

Kevin Nelson August 13, 2024

An illustration of a falling arrow piercing through an inflated balloon with a red X marked on its surface; below is a graph showing a sharp decline and above are scattered stablecoins (USDT) being swept away from their designated place into unknown territories. In the background, Bitcoin's price chart shows it dropping below $60K mark while institutions' inflows of stablecoin to exchanges dwindle. A faint image of an ETF can be seen in the distance with a red minus sign above its entrance indicating negative outflows;

Bitcoin

Bitcoin Price Drops Below 59K As Institutions Suddenly Realize Stablecoin Fad Is Actually Just A Ponzi Scheme To Inflate The Value Of Their Other Investments

The plot thickens! Another day, another drop in Bitcoin's value because institutions have stopped buying stablecoins like they're going out of style (which, spoiler alert, they […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

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DeFi

Vessel Finance: Because Who Needs Regulation When You Can Just Hide Your Shady Math Behind Fancy Computer Tricks

Oh boy, another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by promising transparency and efficiency while hiding its true nature of being a bunch of numbers on […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

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