The Ethereum blockchain is plummeting like a cryptocurrency-themed Hindenburg disaster - gas fees are at a five-year low! Who needs security and stability when you can […]
The cryptocurrency world is a dumpster fire and it's only getting worse! It seems like every day we get to see another ETF fail miserably or […]
The hamsters are getting rich while you're still stuck in crypto hell! It's almost as if they know something about responsible gaming that all those other […]
The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another "exciting" earnings report from a cryptocurrency company that's just trying to make it big by mining some numbers on […]
Argo Blockchain: still not bankrupt! Whoop-de-doo. They managed to pay back the $35 million loan they took out in December last year because, you know, that's […]
The mighty seven tech stocks are coming crashing down! How predictable is that? I mean who didn't see this trainwreck brewing after all those promises about […]
Oh boy, it's finally happening! Bitcoin miners are starting to feel the pinch as their daily revenues plummeted to a new yearly low of $2.54 million […]
The plot thickens! Another day, another drop in Bitcoin's value because institutions have stopped buying stablecoins like they're going out of style (which, spoiler alert, they […]
And here we go again - the perpetual motion machine of crypto startup funding continues chugging along with nary a care for logic or reason! It's […]
Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]
The patent troll drama continues! DEF buys a useless patent to save MakerDAO and Compound from getting sued by another worthless entity called True Return Systems […]
Cryptocurrency is a scam designed by gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals. Its value comes from nothing but hype, FOMO and speculation. […]
Oh boy, another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by promising transparency and efficiency while hiding its true nature of being a bunch of numbers on […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to make a quick buck with their "innovative" new oracle. Listen folks, it's not innovative when you're just copying and […]
Oh boy, here we go again! The Hong Kong virtual banks are still trying to figure out how to make money by catering to Web3 companies […]
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