The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious new Ether ETFs being listed on Cboe and BZX Exchange. Whoop-de-doo! As if […]
I guess some people still think that throwing money at a bunch of computer code is going to make them rich, huh? I mean, come on […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're promoting celebrity memecoins like there's no tomorrow (and honestly, who knows if there will be one […]
Oh boy, another partnership between some Japanese firm that nobody's ever heard of and Ripple Labs Inc., because what could possibly go wrong with that? SBI […]
Another day, another opportunity for crypto bros to get their hopes up only to be crushed like the worthless tulip bulbs they are. Peter Schiff is […]
The latest price surge in TON is just another example of how easily gullible idiots can be manipulated into buying worthless tokens based on empty promises […]
So, let's get this straight: a Bitcoin mine in Texas was making so much noise that over 40 people complained about it. And what did they […]
Cryptocurrency’s biggest scam is now being touted as an investment opportunity, with platforms like Pump.fun promising users they can find hidden gems among the endless stream […]
Here we go again! Another bunch of numbskulls trying to convince us that cryptocurrency has some sort of inherent value, this time by tokenizing equities. Newsflash: […]
Well, well. The future of Web 3 gaming is here – or at least that's what these crypto bros want you to think! They're peddling their […]
Oh joy! The financial wizards at Morgan Stanley have finally decided that they can make a quick buck by peddling Bitcoin to the gullible masses. Congratulations […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto exchange gets shut down for being a dodgy operation and now Ohio residents can't get their hands on more […]
Let's talk about something truly absurd - people actually believing a cryptocurrency can reach $5,000 because of some fancy-pants financial product. I mean seriously, we're not […]
The gullible idiots are rejoicing once again as their precious cryptocurrency is back on the Google Play Store and Apple App Store. Binance has finally registered […]
The Blockchain Center has finally opened its doors in Abu Dhabi, because what every city needs is another overhyped hub for wannabe blockchains that will inevitably […]
You know, when I read about Michael Saylor's latest brain fart – that the US government should buy up all the Bitcoin out there to strengthen […]
Crypto bros are at it again! Trying to ban something they don't understand because it's "central bank" (code for: scary government). Meanwhile, actual experts like jstolfi […]
The Grayscale Ethereum Trust is finally bleeding less money after hemorrhaging nearly $2.3 billion since launch. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this comes as […]
Because what's better for investors than a whole bunch of new ways to throw money at worthless digital tokens? Grayscale is thrilled that people are still […]
The never-ending farce of cryptocurrency investing continues! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you can't look away even though you know the […]
More like "DOJ Launches Whistleblower Awards Program for Gullible Idiots Who Invested in Crypto". Because let's face it, if you're stupid enough to invest in cryptocurrency […]
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