The crypto bros are at it again - this time celebrating Donald Trump's presidential election win with an over-the-top rally of their favorite altcoin, Ethereum (ETH). […]
Brazil's Latest Foray into Cryptocurrency Regs - Because Who Needs Small Businesses Anyway?.
Crypto bros are officially losing their minds - or should I say, they're just making it easier to spot them from space? A whopping $1.38 billion […]
The cryptocurrency space has been left reeling since Gary Gensler's impending departure as SEC chair, with many speculating that President-elect Donald Trump will appoint a crypto-friendly […]
El Presidente de El Salvador y Trump hablan sobre el pasado peligroso y estrategia futura: ¿Qué les unirá a ambos? Nayib Bukele ha compartido detalles de […]
I'm not saying I've been waiting for this moment my entire life but with the recent surge of nations ditching the US dollar like a bad […]
I'm not sure what's more astonishing - Bitcoin reaching $1.8 trillion or that someone thought it was a good idea to invest in something called 'digital […]
New SEC Chair: Crypto's Best Hope or Worst Nightmare? - A Leadership Vacuum Looms After Trump Fires Gensler.
Crypto bros are at it again, spewing forth their 'god candles' and 'explosive rallies'. Meanwhile, I'm over here reading Jemima Kelly's takes on XRP like a […]
Mastercard's latest move: Because what every tourist really needed was another way to get scammed by shady merchants in Southeast Asia,.
Semler Scientific's Bitcoin Bonanza: Because Who Needs a Profitable Business When You Can Have 1,058 Bitcoins? .
Moon's getting brighter? Not if you're holding onto that crypto investment - it's still as worthless as a Monopoly money piece! The latest move by MoonPay […]
India's Gold Heist: The Ultimate Hedge Against Crypto Crash.
I mean, what's next? Tokenizing your aunt Mildred's 401k?.
Just when you thought things couldn't get any more absurd - U.S state officials are now urging retirement funds to invest in Bitcoin, because what's a […]
Crypto bros and their 'final dips' – we've seen this dance before, folks! It's like watching a group of middle schoolers trying to convince each other […]
Regulatory roulette: The never-ending game of crypto cat and mouse - where do we draw the line? A new XRP ETF filing by 21shares has just […]
Crypto Bro's Guide to Getting Ripped Off: A Satirical Take on Bitcoin ETFs.
The Crypto Conundrum: Can Trump and Harris Save US from itself? By the satirist, [Your Name].
The Dark Side of Satoshi's Halloween Gambit: Exposing the Scam Behind Crypto's Elusive Creator.
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