The world is still waiting with bated breath as Donald Trump's crypto platform launch looms on the horizon like a toxic cloud of hype over a […]
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues: Wealth Managers Jump On The Bandwagon Of Foolishness.
Vitalik Buterin: from absent crypto kingpin to X-platform poster boy - what's behind the sudden return?.
The eternal struggle between regulators trying to make sense of cryptocurrency and crypto bros who are still convinced they're going to get rich quick by trading […]
The Emperor's New Clothes: Donald Trump Launches Crypto Platform Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
The Great Starknet Staking Vote: Because Who Needs a Real Economy When You Have Numbers?.
You'd think Donald Trump would know better than to fall for the crypto scam du jour. But nope, not even The King of Scams can resist […]
The Great Binance Heist: How a Token's Price Can Be Manipulated with Launchpads and Wishful Thinking.
Tether's latest move is just another attempt by the crypto industry to polish its image after years of being accused of money laundering and scams. Hiring […]
The never-ending saga of crypto-native Travala trying to convince us that its platform is a viable way to book travel continues, with their latest 'achievement' being […]
It's official: Elon Musk is at it again, peddling his snake oil AI tech to anyone who will listen. This time, he claims xAI isn't looking […]
The eternal allure of Roaring Kitty's cryptic posts has memecoin enthusiasts foaming at the mouth like rabid dogs. Keith Gill returns from his two-month hiatus, and […]
The crypto bros are at it again! VanEck is shutting down its Ethereum futures-based ETF, citing a lack of demand and performance issues. And let's be […]
}The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amaze me, and Bryan Pellegrino's claim that a 'big Sybil hunt' helped LayerZero's token price hold steady […]
}, it seems like even regulators are starting to catch on that cryptocurrency is little more than a scam for gullible idiots who want to get […]
The never-ending quest for speed in blockchain land has led to yet another 'record-breaking' achievement by Sonic Blockchain - a whopping 720ms finality time on its […]
} The Swiss are finally getting into cryptocurrency - because what could possibly go wrong? Not like they're already a hotbed of dodgy banking practices or […]
The Great Crypto Exodus: Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Drain the Swamp (of Your Money).
The never-ending saga of OpenAI's ChatGPT continues to amaze us with its growth in paid users and impending premium subscription plans that will no doubt make […]
title = 'Coinbase's AI-to-AI Crypto Transaction: Because What We Really Need is More Cryptocurrency' } {The latest development in the world of cryptocurrency has left me […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Web3 land... Along comes Polygon Labs with their grand vision of unifying all blockchains under […]
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